It_All_Feels_Scripted

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It_All_Feels_Scripted

It_All_Feels_Scripted

@itsjustascript

The world is absurd. I just point at it. Conspiracies, satire, strange headlines, and bad puns.

Toronto, Ontario Beigetreten Kasım 2024
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Kevin Sorbo
Kevin Sorbo@ksorbs·
Heartbroken to hear of the passing of Chuck Norris. A good man, a great friend, and a legend in his own time. Rest in peace
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Truth Seeker
Truth Seeker@_TruthZone_·
Chuck Norris is dead at 86. Another sacrifice...
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Dr. Clown, PhD
Dr. Clown, PhD@DrClownPhD·
RIP, Chuck Norris 😥
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It_All_Feels_Scripted@itsjustascript·
@Savage16May I’d rather open an umbrella up my ass, after taking a maple syrup enema and sitting on a fire ant hill all day.
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Savage
Savage@Savage16May·
Am I the only one who didn't watch not watch the Joe Rogan interview with Pierre Poilievre?
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William Shatner
William Shatner@WilliamShatner·
If they built highways with magnetic strips in the concrete that allowed you to charge on the go; that would be a game changer. Aren’t the new taxis able to charge magnetically‽
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It_All_Feels_Scripted@itsjustascript·
@alphafox Here’s a couple more from the same day. This is the original photo along with a couple spots zoomed in.
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It_All_Feels_Scripted@itsjustascript·
@alphafox I took these 4 photos at family reunion 5 years ago, 3 other relatives took very similar photos that day.
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AlphaFox
AlphaFox@alphafox·
Do you have any real life ghost stories?
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Kat Kanada
Kat Kanada@KatKanada_TM·
ROGAN TO POILIEVRE: “If I was Canadian, I would vote for you 100%.” 🔊🔊🔊 Libs must be SEETHING over this. 😂
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Klara
Klara@klara_sjo·
Would you enjoy a Gay Time in India?
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It_All_Feels_Scripted@itsjustascript·
@9mmsmg I like Taco Bell like dogs like sniffing butt holes, I know it’s disgusting, but I can’t help myself.
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9mmSMG
9mmSMG@9mmsmg·
Drove by a Taco Bell, and there was actually a line at the drive-through. How are people eating this stuff? Fast food is trash in general, but Taco Bell is bottom rung for me. Wouldn't eat it if it were free. What's wrong with you people?
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It_All_Feels_Scripted@itsjustascript·
@DrClownPhD For $$$ I’ll DM him for you. $2.00 for “🖕” $3.00 for “🖕🖕🖕” $5.00 for “🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕” DM me for a quote on a custom message. Satisfaction guaranteed!
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Dr. Clown, PhD
Dr. Clown, PhD@DrClownPhD·
This sh*tty account blocked me and a lot of other creators out of nowhere, with no reason or interaction. That guy is a fvcking loser.
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Autism Capital 🧩
Autism Capital 🧩@AutismCapital·
You have to be able to meme when times are good and you have to be able to meme when times are bad. You have to find the humor in situations, there’s no other way to live. As things continue to fall apart, humor is a shared experience to bond us. It’s healthy and necessary.
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Klara
Klara@klara_sjo·
@RbBro42 You're not a cat.
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Klara@klara_sjo·
She cries out for the homestead.
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It_All_Feels_Scripted@itsjustascript·
@klara_sjo She looks like a strong and smart woman who knows how to grocery shop, like you don’t even need a fridge, that’s genius.
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MAGA Voice
MAGA Voice@MAGAVoice·
Raise your hand if you think Gunther Eagleman should run for Congress to drain the Swamp
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Pascal Anglehart 🏴‍☠️
Disclaimer: Anyone who calls me a Poilievre shill clearly doesn’t know me. This is simply my objective take on his appearance on Rogan @joerogan . Poilievre clearly understood the assignment. He came prepared, brought thoughtful gifts, knew the host well, and was able to interact in a genuinely human way rather than sticking to the usual politician script. He didn’t pretend to know everything on every topic. Instead, he asked questions to engage Joe on subjects he knew he cared about, while still delivering a message that was clearly relevant to the U.S. administration... which we all know was likely paying attention. He showed up ready and delivered. Credit as well to Georges St-Pierre @GeorgesStPierre , one of the best ambassadors Canada could ask for. And of course, Joe, whose ability to listen and facilitate meaningful conversations is a big part of what makes the whole format so effective. An overall win that, in my opinion, should have happened years ago.
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