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The United States is the deadliest invention in human history. It has been for centuries now. How are we meant to act surprised when it mauls its own people on the regular? It’s been trained to kill any and everything. It’s the closest we have ever come to a political Leviathan.

you and your coworker find a mistake but the shift is almost over

i keep getting this ad what do you mean

#FIXED NIGGA FUCK A NEW COOLER

Chet Holmgren when asked about the Jaden Ivey situation: “That’s my brother. Some of my best basketball memories are with him. I fully support what he said about the LGBT community. Whatever comes with it, I’m standing on it.” Source: @SkyedOKC

family guy lowkey be having better fights than invincible

this genre of discord screenshot has me howling

@CensoredLeak the shrimp:

"I think jerking off to fictional 5 year olds is weird" How adult niggas called SaveEvropa1488TND will be moving in your comments 2 picoseconds later:

sources tell me Olaf is stable. please god

the real audio they don’t want you to hear

Chicago Bulls Patrick Williams: “ I stand with Jaden Ivey on everything he said. If they cut him, they might as well cut me too” 👀

Olaf just fucking died…

most embarrassing moment in my life was when i went to buy catherine full body at gamestop but i had to bring my dad because i wasn’t an adult and the clerk was raving about how hot the women in the game were and on the drive home my dad asked me if i was a lesbian

Love you baby 😘😘

This is the happiest day of my life

when your teammate has interior position on the defender and calls for the apple pie but instead of eating it he genuinely has visions of judgement day so the other team (catholics) capitalize and eat the apple pie instead.

the last person im listening to for religious advice is someone who was 19th percentile in 3yr rapm

when the employee scanned my movie ticket he said “they will kill you in theater 1. oops that sounded really scary”