John Kochen (it/wtf/ieeuw!)

@magisternihil My TomTom satnav uses Darth Vader’s voice. What does that tell her?

@BobbieWorswick @ThanksCancer I’m pretty sure that the lovely dress helps too.

Treated myself to getting my make up done properly for an important works dinner. It’s amazing how much more confident a bit of make up can make you feel. @ThanksCancer

@frank_vassy @Carter19521 @BCross052422 How does a gun loving dick like you find the nerve to post that b.s. here of all places? So there was one nutcase in the U.K. who killed 20 ppl with a knife. That happened ONE TIME! How many mass shootings have there been? The weapon matters!

This time, four months ago, It was a normal day. I was at my office getting a booklet made for each of my coworkers that would show their growth in their skills to help get them raises. 2 hours from then, I’d get a call that would shatter my world. My wife called, screaming

@AuthorTOBurnett The salesman told dad that the new tv he was interested in came with a remote. The dad answered slightly miffed that he would never be so lazy he couldn’t tell his kids to change the channel.

@farronbalanced He thought he was the boss of Florida state Adieu Ron Ron Ron adieu Ron Ron He made the voters sick so they showed him the gate Adieu Ron Ron Ron adieu Ron Ron Yeah his name is Ron Yeah we want him gone So let’s have some fun Sing adieu Ron Ron Ron, adieu Ron Ron

@quantizedreza True.

@morninggloria Right on momma!

@NileGardiner @danwootton @GBNEWS Projecting much? There is a reason she lives in the U.S. with husband and children and that reason is arsehole like you.

Meghan Markle has been a disaster for the British Monarchy. Her vicious attacks on the Royal Family have been immensely mean-spirited and the British and American people are increasingly turning against her narcissism. My interview with @danwootton @GBNEWS at Buckingham Palace.

@Whoozley At which point do salaries become gross?

I’m just tired of being furious

@JDCocchiarella He thought he was the boss of Florida state Adieu Ron Ron Ron, adieu Ron Ron. He made the voters sick so they showed him the gate Adieu Ron Ron Ron, adieu Ron Ron. Yeah, his name is Ron Yeah, we want him gone So let’s have some fun Sing adieu Ron Ron Ron, adieu Ron Ron.

Florida Governor Poll: Charlie Crist 53% Ron DeSantis 47% We will remove Ron!

@mm_kaufman Your dad is an asshole.

I'm a Fulbright scholar. I have a Master's Degree. I have 19 publications. I'm a managing editor for a great lit mag. I finished the first draft of my novel. And last night I cried after my dad said my life was directionless because I don't have a PhD. He didn't finish college.

@geneticginger Well done you!

I'm officially Dr. Emma Hinkle, Ph.D. in Genetics and Molecular Biology!

@neiltyson And, as usual, our skies here are heavily overcast :-(

Sept 23, 2022 This coming week, Earth passes closer to Jupiter than in six decades. Rising at sunset & setting at sunrise, look for it overnight — the brightest "star" in the sky. Jupiter, at its closest, exerts a force of gravity on Earth 5x higher than when at its farthest

@johnredwood Yes. Let’s not forget those energy bills that will make shareholders richer than rich. How is your stock portfolio doing these days John?

The Opposition wants to unite in anger. The anger is over people being able to keep more of the money they earn to spend on their families and their energy bills.

@ninaturner Because we cannot harvest enough sun and wind to satisfy the demands of a country that turns up the central heating because the air conditioner is too cold and where ppl drive trucks the size of the Gizeh piramide.

Why are we working so hard to extract fossil fuels and contaminate the environment when the sun and wind are RIGHT THERE?!

@lgreco_ny With that attitude, the tumor doesn’t stand a chance.

Really pumped up to kill my cancer today. Die Cancer, Die! #1 done, 5 more to go. #LCSM

@jomilleweb Like Charles throwing a tantrum over a pen and ink set that was in his way?

@hhensell Actually, yes, I do.

Do you like to drink water?

@adbalfour @Mij_Europe The same could be said of you. For 6 years now I have read and heard nothing but how evil the E.U. is and how it’s to blame for every double yoked egg in England.

@Mij_Europe Amazed you’ve written this tweet! Proves so conclusively why we were right to leave! Commenting on internal policy of an external country is none of EU’s business. Who do these people think they are ??

Senior EU official: “Truss is making Erdogan look prudent. Completely crazy.”