Jack Miller

I'm spending today figuring out if 47 is old enough to go full curmudgeon.

I learned two new things today. Finland has a navy (tinyurl.com/pb27cgl), and WTR is up for "Best of Portland" (tinyurl.com/ntl7xex).

Watching football is that perfect place where sitting around meets the adrenalin rush. #GoHawks

At a certain point in a man's life he's willing to admit to himself that what he really wants for Christmas is a table saw.

At some point you'll burn the roof of your mouth for the last time, but you can't tell yourself with certainty that THIS is the last time.

It's kind of a relief when you finally accept the fact that your house will never be featured in a design or architecture magazine.

You can demonstrate to the world how much you've given up by purchasing a pair of slippers that's suitable for outdoor use.

If you need to know why someone would choose expediency over justice, have kids.

You can tell a lot about yourself as a person based on how long you go between running out of dish soap and getting new dish soap.

#microfilm instagram.com/p/tWBHxqt-_7/

Jersey Driver Rule #9: Avoid getting behind cars with peace- and/or empowerment-oriented bumperstickers #westcoastproblems

I spend so much time letting my hair down, it's almost like my hair is never up.

I'd say, "I don't even know what a 'meme' is," but I'm afraid of sounding like a person who would say, "I don't even know what a 'meme' is."

Sunday Evening Coming Down instagram.com/p/sGplVOt-9N/

White Tiger Radio takes to the air once again this Saturday night at 9pm PDT. youcandowhatyouthink.com/wtr

Oh. instagram.com/p/ryGCwvt-_7/

Think He's Doing? instagram.com/p/ryF8pcN-_x/

Does this Guy? instagram.com/p/ryF16aN-_m/

What the Hell? instagram.com/p/ryFdjvN-_L/

But Right On Time. instagram.com/p/qXl2mzN-4o/