Jack Faulkner

Here they are, the kits, flags and dinosaurs (or other prehistoric creatures) of the nations of Euro 2024! #euro2024 #paleoart

@bedseo Hoping to carve out a nice bit of it, enjoying it so far. Was worried about lack of..Britishness but have already found a lot of cricket chat.

Have hopped over to Bluesky and it’s nice, nice in a way that Twitter isn’t. Name on there is jafa22.

Twitter is dying, it seems. I’ve gone and joined Bluesky. Hoping it gets past the stage Threads got stuck in, which was just talking about Twitter and Threads.

Gary Lineker not presenting MOTD, I’ll get used to. Him not presenting the World Cups or Euros will be very odd to start with.

@harryxafc @Ram_Raviprolu @Paul_Newman66 And if they were due to host a tournament I wouldn’t expect games to be held in South Africa just so England could take part.

@Ram_Raviprolu @Paul_Newman66 We are literally playing them next year

If India won’t play in Pakistan they should be thrown out of the Champions Trophy…

@DavieLegend Haven’t no, sounds like a good game but the animation is a bit uncanny valley.

@jackfaulkner Have you played it? I really enjoyed it. Not loved it. But put a few days into it and enjoyed it while I was playing.

The graphics are good but the game *looks* horrible to me. Something really off putting about it.

Spent quite a while wondering how Buttler got his gloves off and moved to his left so quickly.

@chestymorgan Oof, I can imagine. Horrendous.

@jackfaulkner Felt same watching Thai tsunami news with a newborn in n my arms

This image from the flooding that swept two small boys away in Spain has destroyed me.

@watsoncomedian You're banking on McFly here, just the strength of numbers will surely get the job done.

Sad to see, when the McBusted merger seemed to have ushered in an era of peace. And surely it could have been resolved behind closed doors, not aired in front of six audiences like this.

@Surreycricfan On the flip side if you draw it yourself you can get the right number of fins and had a cricket jumper and floppy hat!

The new Apple AI is so cool. I just made a dolphin play cricket 😎🏏

Every Christmas advert has sounded the same for the last 10 years. Like they are running out of time and have to play the whole festive song but really quickly.

@LevParikian Hi Lev, found this feather on croydon this morning, any idea what it could be?

@bedseo Maybe the perfect tweet?

“Oh yeah, we can watch this Lord Lucan thing, why not? - me, an hour ago. “WE’LL CATCH THIS RAT BASTARD IF IT KILLS ME” -me, on the plane to Mozambique, now.

Got to say, well done to the USA for managing to do something so shit that people are nostalgic for the year 2020.

I reckon that if you said to Trump that he can only win elections when it’s against a woman it would cut him deep in his soul, like Marty McFly being called chicken. Honestly, I think if you time it right in the next 4 years it will bring on the inevitable heart attack.

@dancullenshute Ugh, so annoying. Listen, if you verify your account details for me, I'll have a look and make sure it was a scam. Might also need your bank details and chuck in your passport while you're at it.

@Chunky_Moes Your*, you stupid yank cunt.

JK Rowling having to use an AI image of a swan for her twitter header because real swans don’t want to have anything to do with her.