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The way I just spent 15 minutes going “where the FUCK is that Rachel Dolezal 9/11 picture”
Rachel Doležal@DialloNkechi
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@jackscheisse
Sea Lion | “employed” “married” | is 30 looks 40 | bold, ashamed | drunk tweet enjoyer | bit fruity | fur-ish | (it’s micha, I miss you) | alt/priv @malocene
Alabama, USA Beigetreten Mart 2022
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a beautiful woman named beep is trying to contact me through my carbon monoxide alarm
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AND heated-water bidets are a critical piece of home infrastructure and I haven’t shit without one since 2022 :)
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I’m not fucking around with motels and app-deal hotels anymore, I’m just not
I’ll pay whatever for a Drury because they always have a hot tub and drinks hour and both make it worth the premium
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What's everyone's most elitist opinion?
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Is anyone else genuinely concerned at how prudish and puritanical everyone has seemingly become? Every other argument about a movie/Show being bad these days is because it had a sex scene or some nudity and it's like my brother in christ you're in your 20's why are you like this?
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@jackscheisse Has to be a curse. Did you put any previously buried ancient indian artifacts in the washing machine recently?
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Okay we’ve had dryers eating socks, old news, but can we talk about mine eating pillowcases
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@jackscheisse Not even a whole day drive to see the sea lions 👀👀👀
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When the nature documentary finally gets to the sea lions >>>>
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@yeah_that_gbb It was up in your neck of the woods - UBC sea lion training
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Two twinks in front of me at Walmart
Checking out with their good Judy cashier with the nails
In front of Me, buying shit for my husband
Turns out good Judy cashier ALSO has a husband
All this in Winfield, Alabama
There’s gotta be something in the water
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discord!!! I need cyrillic support for paid fonts, what do you mean I gave you money and you said well actually
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Me: uhh who's pussy is this?
Trebek: Correct! And you're still in control of the board
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This post sits in the back of my head for the express purpose of me not buying legos
cam 🦧@owldork
every time I buy gunpla i remember this tumblr post
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one time I accidentally took 90mg of adderall and on that it took me 7 hours to drive 30 minutes
Keys@u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d
200mg Adderall I can feel the very fabric of time weaving through me and I command each and every fiber of it with my mental thinking
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