nina ✨

hair. beard color. eyes. stubble. nose. hair color. mouth. eye color. smirk. eyebrows. chin.

i will always think he’s so funny for this like yeah man i wouldn’t want to live in manitoba either 😭

nhl team still serves rainbow capitalism the old fashioned way (doesn’t post for pride month as to not alienate conservative markets, DOES make posts referring to a player’s buddies as “wives and girlfriends” for the twitter gays)

fuck man he just kept going 😭😭

@maddygrahaml it’s okay he won dilf of the year that’s more important than the lady byng

EVGENI MALKIN SNUBBED

the Pope Cody stare still lives in Jack Abbot

i don’t want to cheer for the canes but i don’t want vegas to win what do i do here

i feel totally normal about the size of his thighs here btw like i do not even care that much i havent even really noticed it

the panic when i accidentally hit the dumbfuck gr*k button is the closest ive come to re-experiencing the panic of accidentally hitting the internet button on my phone in my teens and had to back out before it cost me millions. in the present example the currency is my integrity

no one: hockey player: I'm gonna cheat on my partner

this picture of sammy bryant always gets me what the fuck he's so fine

is this something?

@SKATERHATOSY is this even fucking legal

god

Well yes exactly 🙂‍↕️

the problem with the pitt isn’t that it’s centred around robby and focusing on his mental health journey, the problem is their inability to do it properly and follow through. and the other characters and storylines suffer because of it

well yes he IS disgusting. thanks for noticing official nhl account

and the worst part is that i still need that

I keep that thang on me always (I am at the airport)

@mohansfae samira actually had two cats and jack didn’t even blink an eye at it

@jackscrosbys tell me more

Samira to Jack

“His undeniable need to defile the pretty young thing that had walked into his house and now would never walk back out unmarred. And Jack would mar you, no doubt.” — been around a time or two | jack abbot x reader archiveofourown.org/works/85233166