Jake Arthur

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Jake Arthur

@jakeascends

thirty days past September, it’s my club and you’re a member.

Cincinnati, Ohio Beigetreten Haziran 2009
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He’s not even looking at the catcher when he finishes a pitch most of the time and he’s acting like the mound is the issue
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I hate pitchers that just get lucky to find the strike zone
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Boy if anything will save your night it’s that kind of defense
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Personally I think @JoeyVotto would have rather proven the umpire wrong with a walk or hit than let a robot do it.
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Lauren Lee Smith
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My 12 yo son gets into phrases he uses as chirps in hockey, so when he finds one he likes, that’s all he says. Right now it’s “give your balls a tug” Me: “honey, take the garbage out.” Him: “give yer balls a tug.” Me: “that makes no sense” Him: “better give yer balls a tug.” 🤦🏻‍♀️ So of course half the time I’m scrolling dudes whining on social media and I really desperately want to write: “maybe you should give yer balls a tug.” My writer’s tongue is being corrupted by my own (hilarious) kid
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