Jared Simon

This is STILL the absolute craziest thing I have ever seen on Twitter.

LinkedIn is a disease

The thing people are most consistently wrong about is guessing the motivations of others.

So sorry to hear Karl Wallinger has died. World Party soundtracked many moments of my life, good and bad. Lots of better WP songs, but I have an indelible memory of seeing this one live in the early 90s. Room bathed in light when it got to “world.” RIP. tinyurl.com/5328hmms

Just a reminder about the episode of Knight Rider where Garthe Knight (Michael Knight's evil twin) breaks out of prison. #ThePassion

I don’t recall all the heavy breathing it’s really distracting me from the core objective

Remember...

Twitter ads 2 years ago: The new Arby’s Sandwich! 🤠 #Arbys Twitter ads now: [picture of a fully nude woman with one arm] Wind turbines sever 20 limbs every second in America. Invest now in BitCoin Eugenics. Link in my bio for more [community note: this users bio is malware]

Oof

SPURSSSS FUCKING WIIIIINNNN

Whoa this is excellent - and pretty chilling economist.com/1843/2023/12/1…

Oh @jessicagolds I’ll be totally crushed if Journey has somehow been appropriated by my parents (boomers) - I think they were still clinging to Neil Diamond back then. Journey was for me (gen x)!

A collection of words I hadn’t expected to see

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A therapist needs to publish a book called; Thoughts Most People Think Are Unusual But Are Actually Very Common, so we can all get over the idea that we are uniquely broken.