jay cantrell

A wife texts her husband. Hey bring home a loaf of bread. Oh, and your girlfriend Elizabeth says 'hello'. Husband: Who's Elizabeth? Wife: Nobody, just wanted to make sure you got my text. Husband: Dang, I'm with Elizabeth now, I thought you caught us! Wife: What!? Where are you!? Husband: I'm at the bakery, why? Wife: I'll be right there! (5 minutes later) Where are you? Husband: I'm at work. Where are you? Wife: I'm at the bakery! Husband: Don't forget the bread.

Amen 🙏love it ♥️

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I know this meme is WAY overused.... But you gotta admit it's PERFECT right now!!😂

Exactly