JK

no i dont want to see your 'quaratine workout routine'

finally found the tweet that accurately captures how i feel reading 95% of things on here now

the internet needs to just go back to cat videos only

@cctvidiots can i scroll on here for 5 fucking seconds without seeing someone die please?

Wear your seatbelt 💀 twitter.com/ViciousVideos/…

since ive been in maine no one has said the word 'energy' and its quite refreshing

i’m with three 65+ year old women for dinner and they’ve individually repeated at least once story 3 times each

the anxiety leaving by body after finishing the last meeting on a very hungover monday 👌

@johnsummit no phone shows are 1000% more intimate and the shared connection is palpable. i don’t think it should be a thing for all shows because sometimes it’s fun to go casually clubbing, but from a “show” perspective, it’s a big difference

y do ppl having their phones out at shows bother ppl so much? never has affected my dancefloor experience once

allbirds making golf shoes now is the least surprising thing ever

was eating a kind bar this am and my permanent retainer finally snapped off. thought there was a piece of metal in my food for a quick sec.

always cracks me up when people say they'll 'take something offline' during a meeting. gonna write a letter? drive over and chat? what

ive said it before and ill keep saying it. if you suggest a meeting time over email and don't include a timezone, you're dead to me

@thom2341 @SteeleDaddy Honduras is a 3rd world country you muppet

sad truth

@RealJamesWoods no one died and they look like a bunch of clowns. win win?

“Gun control” in action…

@LemonPepperYBC "5'9"

@gphinz12 i thought that was some new trial lol

@gphinz12 what show?

@the_deez_ @LemonPepperYBC you mean DU?

@LemonPepperYBC Shoulda gone to the Harvard of the West like us

in a rare turn of events, my mortgage company just sent ME a check!

why does gen z sit on the floor so much

you know you dont have to say 'pov' to get someone to imagine a scenario right?