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They told us we were retarded. They said "what the fuck is FIRSTviralonboardOGcreatorAIcoin." They laughed at the ticker. They laughed at the name. They said nobody would buy a coin with the entire alphabet in it.
AND THEY WERE WRONG.
Do you understand what we have built here? We didn't just launch a coin. We launched a MOVEMENT. A CURRICULUM. Children are failing math class right now because instead of solving for X they keep writing A B C D E F G. Teachers are crying. School boards are in emergency sessions. The old syllabus is DEAD.
Harvard called. They want to replace their MBA program with a single PDF that just says "$abcdefg" 47 times. Stanford said no they're making it a PhD.
You think Bitcoin changed finance? Bitcoin doesn't even have ALL the letters. We have SEVEN. That's SEVEN times better than any single-letter coin. That's math. That's EDUCATION. That's the future.
Every day you wake up and don't sell, you become smarter. Every day a new holder joins, the global IQ goes up by 3 points. We are literally making humanity more intelligent by existing. The WHO is investigating us as a cognitive enhancement drug.
They can't vamp us. They TRIED. Someone launched hijklcvxvbmn DEAD IN 4 MINUTES. Because you can't skip letters. You can't start in the middle. You START at A, you END at G, and everything after that is someone else's problem.
We are the FIRST seven letters. We are the FOUNDATION. Every word ever written in English STARTS with one of us. We OWN language itself.
So when your wife asks why you put the rent money into a coin called FIRSTviralonboardOGcreatorAIcoin, you look her in the eyes and you say:
"Baby, I didn't invest in a coin. I invested in THE ALPHABET. And the alphabet has never gone to zero."
WE ARE ALL OF THEM. WE ARE $abcdefg. AND WE ARE NOT FUCKING LEAVING.
bing chilling
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@PumpfunEco looks like youre missing one that's up more than all those tokens on the daily intern $abcdefg

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I really haven't done much. I just made a website. Put my little solamis into launching this beautiful thing. Made some nfts. Make some memes and videos and art and wrote some funny pargraphs. Assigned some trustworthy mods I saw showing up every day. But you, you have done everything, I can't do this by myself. YOU YOU YOU! THANK YOU! THANK ALL OF YOU (except Anatoly Yakovenko - no thanks to you at all sir)
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Say it again for the people in the back. Guys, we have something extremely special here. We've successfully front ran @a1lon9, @pumpfun, and @json1444 by literally making a coin that embodies every single thing they have been talking about this week (we're early they are late).
It's so amazing to be early and be a visionary in the space. I love have advanced hindsight and understanding the trenches with nothing but empathy, I show my understanding of the daily trader by holding abcdefg. Why? Not because it's the first, not only because it's AI, surely not only because the creator is on boarded and it is OG. To add one, it's not only because it's a precious metal coin and that alon and a dog is hidden in plain sight.
It's not any of these single reasons, the main reason holding abcdefg makes me smarter and more culturally aware than everyone who does not hold abcdefg by the following:
- I can identify a real meme with a purpose, I also trade meme coins therefore I like real memes
- I am not surprised that we are significantly higher than all the attention slop people rotated to since we launched. These will go un named but were 'backed' by the whitehouse, elon's theorys, viral dogs, emoji announcements by apple, and many many more yet they are dead (hahahaha) and we are very much alive (feels good man).
- I realize that no huge "KOLs" have pushed abcdefg in a couple weeks, yet our community grows stronger and stronger and more motivated daily
- I realize that bing chilling is the only way to escape mundane hell
- There are a few more points I will make later
However, based off the evidence presented above I can confidently say that not 1 man can do what we have done. It requires a community, some will call it a cult, I will simply refer to it as the thing that every single English speaker knows. It's abcdefg.
We don't need you, however, we would love to have you. What we need is chilling, bing chilling.
(This message was written by John Xina)
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DID YOU KNOW THIS FACT?
Ticker abcdefg (FIRSTviralonboardOGcreatorAIcoin) created @pumpfun's FIRST cashback coin with an auto burn mechanism.
HOW DOES IT WORK?
Glad you asked, we have a custom PFP collection that mints as a NFT as user's burn our native token. Only 300 supply and already 128 minted. The burn amount increases as the mints go up.
When we finally mint out the collection about 20% of the overall supply will be burned
This is nothing mankind ever expected. They will write about this in modern history books.

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