Jeremy

@happies_phone It's a u-rope. Do I win?

only 0.01% of americans can name this country

@Aliya562219 13

How many dots do you see!?

@metoffice Quite why you decided to screw up a perfectly good web offering, god alone knows. Where I used to see a good weather forecast at a glance, now I have to scroll through to get the slighest inkling of what's going on. I rely on weather forecasts, this offering is crap.

Que?

psychological

psych

@hatpinwoman Many Happy Returns of the! 🥳

Hello most excellent terven! Today is my birthday and BEHOLD I have cake 😃😃😃 I know I’ve been quiet lately (there’s a lot going on over here) But I can see you are all keeping up the good fight and I MISS YOU 💚🤍💜

@NevilleFChambe1 @ElstreeStudios @Intuitive_PS @UlteriousFilm @oxley264 @JamesAHogg2 @sallythomsett @4JennyAgutter Never fails to cause a tear

@babybeginner @jifycat911 I didn't mean to be patronising btw, apols

@babybeginner @jifycat911 A wicked angel. I suppose it's a reminder that friendship does not mean taming.

I’m still staying away from Bruiser. Not putting my hands down near him. He’s a bit confused. He says he is sorry. He keeps rubbing up against my legs. I forgive him but I’m wary. The hand is healing. Still bleeding a bit. I’m very glad I got antibiotics.

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Merry Chistmas to all

@dootdootootdoot Merry Christmas! Grab a drink of some sort and put your feet up!

I am completely shagged, it’s been a really hard Christmas in the shop, stressful few weeks. Just tomorrow morning left, then two weeks off! Good luck to other small businesses, wishing you a prosperous season🤍

@crit_gen @BertDalziel Pre-bubble Fanta?

@BertDalziel What's in the bag he's holding?

@Shiv_who_burns @DavidPGCSE @UnityNewsNet @underhandrea Seriously?

@DavidPGCSE @UnityNewsNet @underhandrea I have an icky feeling I might know him

Man who drugged and allowed his wife to be abused by other men is pictured and the men named. Philip Young, 49, is accused of 56 offences including multiple counts of rape, possession of indecent images of children and voyeurism. Norman Macksoni, 47 – described as a black British national – who is charged with one count of rape and possession of extreme images. Dean Hamilton, 46 – a white British national – is accused of one count of rape and sexual assault by penetration and two counts of sexual touching. Conner Sanderson Doyle, 31 – a white British national – and has been charged with sexual assault by penetration and sexual touching. Richard Wilkins, 61 – a white British national – is accused of one count of rape and sexual touching. Mohammed Hassan, 37 – a British Asian male – has been charged with sexual touching. All five men have been released on bail and are also due to appear at Swindon Magistrates’ Court tomorrow. The alleged offences took place between 2010 and 2023.

I don't know about the rest of you, but Xmas does my head in, shop opening times, merry bollux and scrammed shops. I hate this time of year and so should you. There.

@Opiumbrella She'd probably imbibed a few, so a safety measure. Good Gary!

How Gary sleeps, knowing he knocked mom’s car keys down into the space between the oven and the counter.

@BertDalziel More Nacho, poor back-grounded kitty

@owl_elc What a punch in the heart, we never really recover from this unchanged

@Serena_Partrick Flee, doggos have sense, they don't even know sixth

@jemevans Is this what Westminster looks like these days?

Apocalypse Peanut.