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Dating apps be like: Matt, 30, financial analyst, enjoys craft beer and hiking Matt, 33, holding a dead fish: “let’s eat pizza and watch the office” Matt, 28: “if you don’t work out we won’t work out” “go birds” 6’1” because apparently that matters”

It’s very on brand for the Phillies to not even let us enjoy this Mets losing streak

Pay us enough to live.

I feel like we never hear about Uzbekistan. What goes on there

OH MY GOD

John Kruk is quite literally the only reason I can watch the Phillies

I’m done with the Phillies lol I actually hate it here

You want Donald Trump impeached. I want the entire ruling class hung from lampposts by their ankles. We are not the same.

women from Philadelphia:

So drag race is just fucking with us at this point, right?

The misandry debate, summarised

My hatred for Alec bohm is back babyyyy

real men don't care if you're a manhater btw its the triggered ones you gotta watch out for

Had a s*x dream about the man who ruined my life and gave me lifelong trauma and now my brain is hyper fixated on him yayyy cool cool cool cool cool cool

this line singlehandedly changed the trajectory of everyone’s life and it’s not even an exaggeration

Most men are gay. They're literally gay. Because they don't really like us women. Our natural bodies, they think it's gross. Our interests, they think it's cringe. Spending time with us, they think it's like a responsibility. And if a guy has a girlfriend, and instead of date night with her, he genuinely wants to be with the boys, and he feels it's a punishment that he can't spend time with his boys, he doesn't really like her. So I genuinely think most men are gay but they haven't figured it out because being gay is like also too feminine for them and they don't like feminine things.

me seeing how ridiculous gas prices are right now

jk rowling naming an italian gay student at hogwarts