Jess

Whatever female went to a bar in Warren last Saturday and gave Jeremy my name and my number instead of theirs. I just wanna know why

@sscorpio_mae Thank you so much! 🤗 will be doing all of this lol

Just went into a house that is “haunted” and now my DVD player keeps opening and closing by itself rip to me

If I’m almost 26 and still eat pizza lunchables is that weird

Just washed my AirPods 👍🏽

Iced chai latte with oat milk and brown sugar syrup at starbs TRUST ME

I will pay someone to go see the goo goo dolls with me in august

Someone at work just asked me “is that everything?” And I said “I’m good how are you?” And now I want to d i e

Is it too early to have tequila asking for a friend

My inbox is open to Spotify playlists please

Forgot to put my car in park and didn’t even realize I was rolling forward because I’m clearly an idiot

Stole a bottle of LOGANBERRY WINE from my parents house and I am very happy rn

Having a glass of wine with dinner when dinner is a hot dog isn’t weird right

I just want to know why Tim Hortons thinks when I say 1 cream in my iced coffee I mean 18. Every time

Been out running errands all day and just noticed my leggings have been inside out and also backwards

Maybe one day I won’t cry when I have to leave my dog at the vet 🙃

The buy now button on Amazon is dangerous

Cider and vodka >>>>>

It’s cool if I just have white claws for dinner right