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@ranjishheesahi Thats exactly my pinterest board

summer colors for my house

POOKISTAN 🎀

Just landed at an airport. Handed over my Pakistani passport for immigration and the officer smiled warmly, looked at me and said "Paain Nasha Chadd Dyo, Ae Faisal Mover Da Adda A".

What if you’re 28

@kyamaslahaiyar Naan channay is more unemployment vibe

Feel like halwa puri and unemployment

Eagerly wajting for the day we retire “ahh” as a word

Aik ke baad aik tension

Today was the funeral of our 93 year-old neighbour’s wife. She was 92 and they’d been married for seventy years. Their only son died two years ago and there are no grandchildren. We were the only people there. We walked in with him & he said weakly “there’s nobody here”.

the guy who invented the endless scroll ui might have done a crazier number on humanity than oppenheimer yk

flirting at 20 was pure adrenaline. flirting at 30 is a job interview where both candidates want to give up before it even starts

La la land is for that specific niche of people who have an affinity for art but couldnt pursue it

Third with the worst coffee sometimes

all that worrying and this is how it ends.

I think about this a lot. Bring back boredom.

@dollarbilals Just go into random spaces like the good old days

Any volunteers?

🚨 Do you understand what happened in the last 12 hours? > A CEO of a $200 billion company said on camera that 35% of new grads won't find jobs. He didn't even flinch saying it. > Meta made $165 billion last year and is still firing 15,000 people because apparently record profit isn't profitable enough. > Some random guy in Florida sold his entire house in 5 days using ChatGPT. No real estate agent, no commission, no experience. Just vibes and a $20 subscription. > A man in Australia cured his dying dog's cancer with AI after every single vet told him there was nothing left to do. Built a custom vaccine from his couch. > The guy who created Uber and left 300,000 taxi drivers broke is back. Building robots now because apparently ruining one industry wasn't enough. > Tinder wants access to your camera roll. Your drunk photos, your 3am notes app meltdowns, your deleted selfies. They're calling it a "vibe check." > Naval, the man who made hundreds of millions investing in software, just said software is dead. Four words and the entire industry felt it. > And Anthropic removed the limit on how long their AI can think and then doubled everyone's usage for free. Because when the product is addictive enough you give the first taste away. All of that happened today. Not this week, not this quarter. Today. A random Saturday in March. This is worse than you being on meth.

dude computers are actually so fucking insane when you really think about it. we literally figured out how to write some fake-ass rules called code and somehow convinced rocks to follow them. like actual rocks. sand, melted, purified, carved into tiny pathways where electricity just flows in patterns. that’s it. that’s the whole magic. and yet from that we get operating systems, compilers, kernels, networks, distributed systems, machine learning models, entire virtual worlds running inside other virtual worlds. billions of tiny electrical decisions per second, all because we defined some abstract logic. humans basically invented a language of instructions and taught matter itself to execute it.

Ages of the Founding Fathers on July 4, 1776: -James Monroe, 18 -Aaron Burr, 20 -Alexander Hamilton, 21 -James Madison, 25 -Thomas Jefferson, 33 There is indeed a problem with people today being unserious, but to pretend that age itself is the problem is ridiculous

this daylight is in fact saving me

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