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Jillionaire $moneyotto 🌹@jillsman
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Jillionaire $moneyotto 🌹
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Jillionaire $moneyotto 🌹
@jillsman
she/her. lawyer. swammer. rabblerouser. human lobster. dog-mom to Luigi. no legal advice here. BLACK LIVES MATTER.
Richmond, VA Beigetreten Nisan 2009
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In fairness, a 46.6 from Gkolomeev would actually have legs if the dude who keeps popping consistent 46s didn’t look like a scarecrow, but I just can’t get it out of my head that these guys are roiding to the gills to be not quite as fast as this kid
jocelyn (swimswim4)@swimswim48
I’m dying at a bunch of gym bros looking at the promos of Magnussen all week and going “yeah let’s see how fast a human can REALLY go” and he goes a fucking 49 mid😭
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oh my god these bitches are dumb
Swim Updates@swimupdates
Irish Olympian Shane Ryan compares the Enhanced Games to the China Open: "It's the same thing as when the US swimmers went over to China to that meet where there was a money grab. That's the same thing. Exact same thing... We're being open about it."
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Ahh yes. The sweet smell of cognitive dissonance is in the air this morning.
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Irish Olympian Shane Ryan compares the Enhanced Games to the China Open:
"It's the same thing as when the US swimmers went over to China to that meet where there was a money grab.
That's the same thing. Exact same thing... We're being open about it."
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The fundamental flaw of the Enhanced Games is elite athletes won't risk their careers and legacies for $125k but subpar athletes who will won't break records no matter what they pump into their bodies because their bodies aren't capable of elite performances to begin with
ABC News@ABC
Fred Kerley ran 100 meters in 9.97 seconds Sunday night to win the Enhanced Games. Kerley, who predicted Usain Bolt's world record of 9.58 seconds would get “destroyed,” ran a time that would have placed him last at the Paris Olympics two years ago. abcnews.link/yulnpny
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In Washington D.C., taxpayers who don’t take the train or bus are increasingly subsidizing those who do, and it’s not sustainable. @DominicJPino explains why.
🔗 Read more: wapo.st/42nR9Ok
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What being a lawyer is like
💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐@Demo4fhs
"Oh for fuck's sake what now" - me when asked to do the job I was hired to do
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Haven’t seen a number like this in over 30 years.
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So many prosecutors/former prosecutors are responding to this with a version of “I mean *I* never put an innocent person in jail,” and the fact that they are so sure of that without questioning it is exactly the thing I’m pointing out.
Alyssa Leader@alittleleader
People always ask this question and never “do prosecutors ever feel overwhelmed with guilt knowing they’ve put innocent people away?” Or “do prosecutors ever worry they aren’t doing justice when they destroy someone’s life over crimes of addiction or poverty?”
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People always ask this question and never “do prosecutors ever feel overwhelmed with guilt knowing they’ve put innocent people away?” Or “do prosecutors ever worry they aren’t doing justice when they destroy someone’s life over crimes of addiction or poverty?”
Jaeger Media@jaegermedia1
Has there ever been a case where a defense attorney was just overwhelmed with guilt for defending a client that was too evil to defend? Or are they all sociopaths?
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@tjgeverd @GsuGrinding …the common parlance of “86” is not “kill.” it’s from a term used in restaurants when an item is no longer available. or we would use it as a way to subtly tell security to remove a customer from the bar. aka “remove them.” i’ve never once heard it used to mean “kill.” ever.
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@GsuGrinding Only people with the faintest idea of what “86” means in common parlance can claim unawareness of the alleged threat.
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Jesus Christ. This man exercised the prosecutorial power of the United States at one point.
Jay Town@JayTownAlabama
🚨LET ME BE CLEAR!🚨 No person in this moment can claim that they are unaware that “the Comey post” could reasonably be considered a threat to President Trump. It matters not what the Oxford Dictionary or a waitress explains to @NBCNews what “86” means. Taken together with “47”, “the Comey post” has a direct stochastic meaning. A federal grand jury has determined that reasonable people could view “the Comey post” as a call to harm the President. @TheJusticeDept has determined that “the Comey post” is a threat to the President. Therefore, people who now put up a post identical to “the Comey post” are consciously disregarding that such a post could be reasonably seen as incitement or violence against the President. Thats the law!⚖️ That’s a true threat!☢️ That’s a federal crime!🚔 Proceed at your own risk.🇺🇸 - Career Prosecutor - Former U.S. Attorney @dbongino @NEWSMAX @sonnyjoynelson @DAGToddBlanche @FBIDirectorKash
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Israel also is confirming they have blocked tents from entering Gaza because they are afraid Hamas will…hit them with the tent poles?
COGAT@cogatonline
Yes, metal tent poles of a certain kind can be considered dual use. but we've worked with organizations to find replacements that aren’t dual use. Close to 660,000 tents and tarpaulins entered Gaza over the last few months, you seem to be ignoring that. Why? 6/7》》》
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An unarmed Iranian ship was invited, along with the U.S., to be part of an Indian Naval exercise, and its sailors paraded on land before the president.
The U.S. at the last minute pulled out of the exercise and instead attacked the Iranian ship with a torpedo.
Breaking with all norms of civilization and warfare, we then refused to rescue the drowning survivors. The Sri Lanka Navy was left to pull the dead bodies from the water.
I am hard pressed to think of any other nation throughout history that would do something so cowardly and despicable. We are genuinely in a league of our own, and American media — mostly shrugging off the bombing of a girls school and acting as if carpet bombing Tehran is a normal military tactic — is deeply complicit.
Kanwal Sibal@KanwalSibal
The Iranian ship will not be where it was if we had not invited it to talk part in our Milan exercise. We were the hosts. I am told that as per protocol for this exercise ships cannot carry any ammunition. It was defenceless. The Iranian naval personnel had paraded before our president . The attack by the US submarine was premeditated as the US was aware of the Iranian ship’s presence in the exercise to which the US navy was invited but withdrew from participation at the last minute, presumably with this operation in mind. The US has ignored India’s sensitivities as the ship was in these waters because of India’s invitation. We are far from politically or militarily responsible for the US attack. Our“responsibility” is at a moral and human plane. A word of condolence by the Indian Navy ( after political clearance) at the loss of lives of those who were our invitees and saluted our president would be in order.
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@Similac6 @FlavorFlav …because he has been a huge supporter of women’s sports, specifically at the olympics, for years?
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@FlavorFlav Are you delusional?
Why the fuck would the Olympic Women’s Hockey team go see FLAVOR FLAV?
Wtf 🤣
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Formal invitation sent to the women’s hockey team,,; but if anyone knows someone with them,,, have them reach out to my great at the email in my bio.
Let’s do this,!!!
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One of the security deputies at my courthouse called me out and said I am always sprinting in at the last possible moment looking panicked and miserable, and maybe I ought to just wake up earlier so I could have a better morning. 😭😭😭😭
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