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@jo_regular I've heard the food at the Natural History museum is bone dry.

Which London museum has the best food ? The Imperial War Museum is always pretty good, but the Natural History is consistently awful.

@FPLFella Feel free to add a punchline 🤣

@jo_regular Thought this was the start of a joke.

@thefplbois Sell Rogers ? I've been holding him for weeks just for this weekend 🤣

PRESS CONFERENCE REACTION Injuries: If you have Chalobah - Sell him If you have Salah - Sell him Poor-form decisions: If you have Haaland - Hold him If you have Guehi - Hold him If you have Rogers - Sell him If you have Mbeumo - Hold him Press Conference Updates: - Salah is out of GW31 and won't link up with Egypt for the int'l break; Gomez might be available but only for the bench. - Chalobah's injury isn't as bad as first feared, but he will be out for six weeks; James will be assessed after the int'l break; Jorgensen and Colwill remain out. - Mazraoui missed Wednesday's training today but should be ok for GW31; Mount looks set to return, albeit likely from the bench; Dorgu, Martinez and de Ligt are still sidelined. - Tonali is a "wait and see" and will be assessed today ahead of GW31; Miley, Schar and Bruno G should return after the int'l break. - There is hope that Solanke will be available for GW31; Palhinha has trained and Maddison could return before the end of the campaign. - Damsgaard was on the grass and will be assessed further after picking up a knock in GW30; Janelt, Hickey, Henry, Dasilva, Carvalho and Milambo remain out. - Adams, who missed out last weekend, remains out alongside Cook; Kluivert and Soler are longer-term absentees. - Ta Bi, Angulo, Traore and Mundle will definitely be out; The others including Mukiele and Roefs will be assessed ahead of GW31. - Smith Rowe has returned to training, with late decisions needed on him and Tete who is struggling with a finger and a foot issue; Kevin remains out after surgery. - Mitoma has recovered from the ankle problem that kept him out of GW30; Webster and Tzimas remain sidelined. - There is hope that both Branthwaite and Tarkowski will be available for GW31, having missed GW30 with injury. - Okafor is fit; Gudmundsson is suspended.

Here’s Queen of tinfoil and misinformation Alex Phillips claiming that the Meningitis outbreak has been caused by illegal immigration But don’t worry kids, the presenter on after her is a science denier who thinks it was created by the deep state 🤦‍♂️

🚨BREAKING Bloomberg reveals that 16 U.S. fighter jets have been destroyed so far in the war against Iran.

@WesternInvasion That's not Bristol mate. Makes me wonder whether the rest is bollocks as well. theguardian.com/cities/2019/ma…

🚨🇬🇧BREAKING NEWS An English schoolgirl was followed by a Somali migrant in Bristol while walking home from school. The Somali man brutally attacked the girl and r*ped her multiple times. He smashed the girl’s head with a stone and left her with permanent damage

@EssexgoonerMr Do you often forget which country you are living in ? I'd get that checked out.

Yes 🇬🇧🖐🏻

@DrNeilStone I can't believe that after 5 years we're still having to explain this. Every. Single. Day.

Why did flu disappear during Covid? Because lockdowns and social distancing was extremely effective at preventing flu transmission - much better than it was for stopping the spread of Covid That's why

@Frances_Coppola Penny's just your basic conspiracy crank - antivax, climate change denial, its all there. She's probably out, shouting a clouds right now.

Any doctor who aborts a baby at nine months for reasons other than the very exceptional cases specified in the 1990 Human Fertilisation and Embryology Act has committed a crime. The new law doesn't change this.

Absolute nonsense Ciprofloxacin is used to help prevent the spread of the bacteria causing a meningitis outbreak in the UK It does have potential side effects, but usually with long courses, but a single dose is safe...and a hell of a lot better than getting meningitis

A reply to the permanently wrong Steve Kirsch... I'd retweet the original dumb as fuck claim, but Steve blocked me a few years back.

@truthtotheyouth @DrNeilStone @stkirsch That’s just a lie though, isn’t it Pete ?

@DrNeilStone @stkirsch I’d pull the pin @DrNeilStone All of you theories are being torn apart on a daily basis

Vaccinated kids are LESS healthy in every metric than vaccinated kids. @DrNeilStone calls vaccines "one of the greatest achievements in human history" Someone is lying to you and it isn't Paul Thomas.

The world was never under any threat by a “nuclear Iran” because Iran was never close to producing a nuclear weapon. However, the world is under the real threat of a nuclear Israel and nuclear USA, led by two leaders who are fucking criminally insane.

@peterjos21 Is the blessing guacamole ? If so, I’m really not interested

@jo_regular Inbox me with your cashapp or Venmo or chime or Zelle or PayPal for blessing ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Who likes Guac? 🤚

Holy shit.. Trump just opened up the Russian war machine to cash flows from the US. Putin's puppet state of Belarus, a nation with a GDP the size of Vermont will now be a conduit for Russia to/from the US. Trump is Putin's whore.

Donald Trump has taken America, a country the rest of the world always loved and/or respected, and turned it into a country the rest of the world now despises, laughs at, and wants nothing to do with.

@bequia9 @QeenKGino @paulmasonnews Thankfully, our culture goes beyond religion - art, music, sport, food, fashion, architecture, cinema, science, philosophy, history and our amazing natural environment - maybe stop thinking in one dimension ? Go on, give it a try.

@jo_regular @QeenKGino @paulmasonnews So have I and agree, as it is part of their culture . It is not part of UK Christian culture.

Religious tolerance *is* our way of life. Badenoch is losing control of her front bench now 👇🏽

Finnish President Alexander Stubb, "Brexit was a colossal mistake" "I'm too diplomatic to express exactly what I think about those who promoted Brexit, during the campaign, and those who still think that Brexit is a good thing" "It's not only like shooting yourself in the foot" "It's like amputating your leg without a medical reason for doing it"