John Behlmann

WHY HAVE A TV WRITER ON SET? Since they already wrote the script (and rewrote it 8 times, and tweaked it after the table read)? Glad you asked, here's a thread.

I got to see an early screening of CONFESS, FLETCH. It’s terrific. /1.

@johnaugust @clmazin Precisely. Tis better to have subscribben and dropped, than never to have subscribben at all.

@johnaugust on Scriptnotes Episode 560, after @clmazin beautiful coins the word “subscrobe”, he goes on to use past participle “has subscrobe”. I feel in my bones the proper form is surely “has subscribben”. Thoughts?

Scheduled my vasectomy and bought my first pair of Crocs in the same day. Ensuring I’m sexually neutered inside and out.

Dressed for success with @JaMorant for @hulu. Bless those mini-binoculars. You know I love a good a prop.

If you like Pina Coladas and are ‘into champagne’, why do you drink at a bar called O’Malley’s?