John Cropper

@chasingscratch0 I need to come clean. For all 6 seasons of your show I’ve wondered: who is Tennille? Then today it hit me, and I’ve never felt more dumb. “Yeah to Neil.” All this time I thought maybe you were big Captain & Tennille fans…

4:48 pm in #Ukraine I’d like to tell you about my Sneezing Man. He lives upstairs in Kyiv. Long before the war he used to sneeze so loud that I always answered him with a smile “Bless you!”. When the war started his sneezing was a blessing. He’s alive. I’m not alone…

Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.

Did well in the sports category; I've always been a Columbus Crew fan (insofar as I've followed MLS), dating back to the Brian McBride days. And the best sports experience of my life was at Crew Stadium, where I saw the first ever "dos a cero" match between the US and Mexico

In 2022 I vote we retire sweet potato fries for good.

Got in the Uber and he’s playing Sublime - he looks back in his rear view mirror directly to my eyes and says - I hope you don’t mind reggae

Donda drinking game: 1 drink every time Kanye says ‘God’, 2 drinks for every church choir harmony. Good luck. #donda

The countdown is on ⏱. #Crew96 @ColumbusCrew

Probably my finest work and only two likes smh

@justacatdaddy Could be the ‘rona. Better get that checked out.

Anyone else’s parents tell them the Big Lie that gum would take 7 years to digest if swallowed? I remember being a shook 8 year old, charting their exits: “that Tee Ball big league chew has 4 years left. The video store gum ball from ‘92 has about 3.5.”

@cradleofchill Lol came here to say @collinsimula but it’s been done already

@karasmarsh Def color for this one imo

Da❌n.

How it started How it's going

Some recent work for Alex Webb and his upcoming solo record release instagram.com/p/CIhdRcQAct8/…

We fight for you.

America is back.

On the news regarding President-elect Biden’s nomination for Secretary of State, Tony Blinken. Tony Blinken > Anthony Blinken > A. Blinken >

I don’t know who needs to hear this but the now years-old Air Fryer hype is real #fryallthethings #fryguy #ninja