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EXCLUSIVE: Regina Santos-Aviles wasn't the first staffer that Rep. Tony Gonzales asked for nude photos & sex. He sought a sexual relationship with his congressional campaign's political director in 2020— 4 years before his affair with Santos-Aviles. 🧵

Instead of going to Easter mass, Donald Trump called into Fox News and threatened Iran with war crimes, took a presidential motorcade tour of the area where he plans to build an arch honoring himself, and golfed. thedailybeast.com/trump-skips-ch…

EDITORS: If the full “Fuckin’” quote is not in the lede of your story today, you’re not doing it right. Stop editing for this guy.

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New Pam rankings. 1. Beasly (🐐, first ballot hall of famer) 2. Grier 7. Anderson 22. Oliver 79. Shriver 2,737. Cooking Spray 15 ,758,959. Bondi

Amazon is charging all sellers an additional 3.5% fuel and logistics charge starting on April 17th. Guess who these fees are passed onto? Donald Trumps Epstein War is making *everything* more expensive.

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

You can’t vote out Trump in the midterms, but you can vote out the people who enable him.

@PeterMeijer If a NATO ally went off to unilaterally invade a country in Asia, told us a bunch of conflicting reasons why they did it and then demanded that we in the U.S. send our sons and daughters into harm's way to clean up their mess, we'd rightfully tell them they have some gall.

It would behoove our NATO allies to appreciate that this sentiment is *very* widely shared, including amongst erstwhile boosters of trans-Atlantic relations.

The president addressing rising prices at the gas pump.

The @TCEQ Commissioners Agenda meeting starts at 9:30 a.m. today. We’ll have live updates throughout the meeting. Watch live here: @TCEQ/streams" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@TCEQ/streams

President Trump, whose father was a birthright citizen, has arrived at #SCOTUS as he tries to end birthright citizenship.

@RobSchneider But let's line them up in descending order by family net worth. Elon's kids, if/when old enough, would be first. The Ellison youngsters would be pretty high up, too. Does Bezos have kids? They would also be the first boots on the ground in any conflict.

“Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.” - John F. Kennedy We must once again recommit ourselves to one Nation under God, indivisible. Therefore, we must restore the military draft for our Nation’s young people. Each and every American, at eighteen years of age, must serve two years of military service. They could also choose to serve part of that time overseas or in country in a volunteer capacity. Being a citizen of the United States gives us unparalleled Freedoms and opportunities that are the envy of the world. However, these Freedoms that we cherish do not come without a cost. By protecting and preserving these Freedoms, young people, regardless of race, creed or religion will be united in service to their country and just as importantly, to each other. Many Nations around the world require their young citizens to serve their country. Until recently, our Nation did as well. This would serve many purposes in our society; We would have all of our young men and women put into a rigorous physical training course that they could use for the rest of their lives, we would always have a standing army ready at all times including for domestic problems like natural disasters. Unlike in today’s Universities, our young people will learn how truly great their country is and how unique and incredible are the Freedoms that this Nation bestows upon them. Service is a solemn reminder of the men and women before them who “paid the last full measure of devotion” so that we may enjoy these Freedoms. Also, very importantly, we would have in service every segment of our society represented so that our elected officials would be more hesitant and not cavalier about sending their own sons and daughters off to a faraway war unless it was truly in our Nation’s interests. This discussion and implementation must begin. To the young people of America, this is your country and your future. We will leave this great and Free Nation in your good hands for your children and for your children’s children. God Bless the United States of America! Love, Rob Schneider

Any update on this, my man?

Connect the dots: Cricket must have known.

If you have an Italian in your life, check in on them because they are not OK. #WorldCup

Any Dem running for president in 2028 should pledge to bulldoze Trump's stupid ballroom if elected. That person should squeeze the same corporations funding the ballroom into paying to restore the White House to what it was. You broke it, you're fixing it.

He did this.

An estimated 8 million people attended a No Kings protest on Saturday. Texas did its part, including in places like Houston. No Kings. Not Now. Not Ever. Onward.