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@nicknacks69 @musicwins1 That was Keane not Mumford and Sons.

@musicwins1 I remember when a guy from Mumford went into rehab for an addiction to…..Port! Good for him and no shade but that’s the most middle class addiction I’ve ever heard

a fan talking about their experience of attending the Mumford & Sons tiny desk with their girlfriend

@IpswichTown Nobody else has had him in to their club. What does that say to you? Good decision?

Following Monday’s visit by the Reform party and its leader, Nigel Farage, the club would like to issue the following statement: Ipswich Town Football Club has, over several years, hosted representatives from a range of political parties. The club remains apolitical and does not support or endorse any individual or party. The club will continue to engage with representatives from across the political spectrum as part of its role within the community. Ipswich Town is proud to be an inclusive, diverse, and welcoming organisation that supports all members of the local and wider community. This commitment remains unchanged.

@IpswichTown What a shameful decision this was. Am sure you regret it. I look forward to seeing the other party leaders being shown around the club in due course. A poorly worded statement by a club completely out of their depth in this situation. Your comms team needs training quickly..

@WestHam_Central He should have been at rush green commanding his penalty area with Todibo muscling him into the net, right? What would you hope he’s doing? Why is the colour of his cardigan of interest to you? Man, you’ve spent your entire ‘adult’ life on Twitter. Make something of your life

Meanwhile...in Bethnal Green...in his pink cardigan...

@HustleBitch_ lol. This account is amazing. OR IS IT? Look very closely. What do you see? I’ve already said too much.

🚨 VOGUE PUT ARIANA GRANDE ON THE COVER - AND GAVE HER AN EXTRA FINGER Ariana Grande is the latest cover star of Vogue Japan - and one detail instantly hijacked the entire rollout. Zoom in. Count carefully. Fans swear her hand appears to show an extra finger in the official image. Not a meme. Not a fan edit. This is the photo Vogue published. Photoshop mistake? AI retouch glitch? Or did no one bother to count before hitting publish? In an industry obsessed with perfection… how does something this obvious slip through?

@ttGabrielSN @westhamfootball @WestHam We don’t want him! We just want more of your £££

@westhamfootball Paquetá wants to leave this club because it's a small club that doesn't compete for anything, only relegation. He wants to play for Flamengo, one of the biggest clubs in the world, and always fighting to win titles. @WestHam Accept the offer from Flamengo, trash! @WestHam

West Ham are massive!

@westhamfootball Concerns by some that little Dave is on borrowed time

There are concerns by some that Adama Traoré is too muscle bound and his legs have already gone. The Fulham winger will turn 30 later this month with no goals or assists this season in 12 appearances and limited to four goals in last two years (two in each season) Fulham originally asked £7m for a player who is out of contract this summer but are thought to negotiated a lower transfer fee.

@GoldenPalaceWW @WestHam_Central @ExWHUEmployee Fucks sake.. tap out of this one I reckon, Clive.

@WestHam_Central @ExWHUEmployee You guys are really buying up all the dogshít strikers huh?

NEW: Talks for forward Taty Castellanos are now advancing with Lazio, with a view of being signed alongside Pablo and Adama. @ExWHUEmployee

@CanningTownLen @westhamfootball On the bench for Fulham today, so is just nonsense anyway

@westhamfootball So who knew at Claret and Hugh Sean? And why did they decide on this route to announce it, rather than other channels they are involved with 🤔

West Ham United have completed the transfer to sign Adama Traoré, Claret & Hugh can exclusively reveal. Speaking to a top transfer source moments ago, we were told: 
“The deal was done a week ago. it’s until the end of the season” Traoré is out of contract at the end of the season, and we have been informed that Fulham were more than happy to allow the winger to move across London. The former FC Barcelona player is a long-time favourite of West Ham manager Nuno Espírito Santo, having previously worked under him at Wolverhampton Wanderers.

@WestHam_Central @westhamfootball The old boy probably shouldn’t worry too much about the modern game. He’s had his go.

David Sullivan has described the £20m deal for Pablo as 'madness'. @westhamfootball

@WHUFC_News And would still be making a better contribution to life than you, “West Ham News”. As it is, he plays football professionally and you just tweet about it. Good effort.

@WestHam_Central Sure. When does this start exactly?

"Let's be honest. Let's be hard workers, because this is what the fans expect and want from us. Dedicated, committed and things will come natural."

@DaveWalkerWHU We are dreaming if we think Jarrod will hang around when we go down.

We are bang in trouble….

@WestHamViews_ And gives another club a few weeks to snag Nuno ahead of us too. The idea that Everton is some sort of nailed on 0 points no matter who’s in charge, whereas at Brentford we have a chance, is fanciful at best. Absolutely despair if it’s Dyche or Bilic (who nobody else wants)

So instead of the board giving a new manager the chance to win points against Everton and Arsenal, they've determined the club will lose regardless so will keep Potter in charge instead. Saving money over doing the right thing. Just another reason to protest. 🤦🏻‍♂️⚒️ #WHUFC #COYI

@WestHam_Central @alex_crook Ffs. A man with zero managerial “success” in years and years. Sounds about right

BREAKING: Slaven Bilic seems to be David Sullivan's current preferred option to step in as manager. @alex_crook

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W A nod to Daniel Mann last night, following up his mention of Brentford’s Milambo with a ‘still getting up to speed’. Sounded like he was chuckling at nothing in particular soon after saying it too - although perhaps I was just listening for it.

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @CDEccleshare & @D_C_W on Wednesday... Let's have your inch-perfect correspondence & healthy curiosity – about the language of football, the Champions League and beyond – for the midweek Adjudication Panel Cheers!

@WestHam_Central @JackRosser_ Yeah, because we aren’t getting anyone else through this summer

NEW: West Ham confident Lucas Paqueta will remain at the club this summer. @JackRosser_

@IrishIron32 @WHU4EVER88 @WestHam_Central @JacobSteinberg Yeah I’m saying Nayef.

@WHU4EVER88 @WestHam_Central @JacobSteinberg Todibo or Aguerd Id say

Somebody at West Ham, a player, is talking down the club to potential targets. @JacobSteinberg

@WestHam_Central @alex_crook Hermansen’s confidence absolutely shattered to pieces

BREAKING: West Ham are BACK IN TALKS for John Victor. @alex_crook WTF

@WestHam_Central He’s 78 years old. Retire ffs

Potter got the job because he is a family friend of Brady. Sullivan, majority shareholder, didn't want him. David Sullivan is now throwing him under the bus, blaming him and our head of recruitment, saying he is going to take over transfers as he is fed up. Mess.