Jon Gould

Not to be too political, but COVID-19 sucks.

I wish I woke up with a third of the energy that toddlers do. #parentlife

@PeterOvo5 This chart is for the Xbox One. Of course the sales for that console would be almost nothing once the next gen console drops.

Did the Leafs play last night? Cause I haven’t seen anyone posting about them on social media at all.

Almost 20 years later, and I still have no idea what Fall Out Boy is saying in their songs.

@jkploughman Better than the Witcher??

2 minutes into HBO’s The Last of Us. I’m obsessed.

New Year’s is the most overrated holiday. #hottake #NYE2023

Anyone else miss 90s comebacks like “smell ya later, talk to the hand, and up your butt and around the corner”? #throwback

If you pick blue cheese over ranch when given the option, then you should probably rethink every life decision you’ve ever made

My crowning achievement in life is that I still have most of my Pokémon cards from when I was a kid. #Pokemon

@RealMattMyles This is all that matters, really.

Whatever you do, you will never be as bad as the version of me from my wife’s dreams.

Summer is pretty great, but having baseball as the only major sport to watch is rough.

Going to Blockbuster on a Friday evening to find a couple movies for the weekend was a whole vibe. #Blockbuster

What’s the best comedy series and why is it The Office?

I spend half of my time parenting telling my child not to throw his food on the ground and subsequently picking his food off the ground after he threw it. #dadlife

Anyone else remember going to the video rental store to rent video games? #thebest

If anyone is looking for me, just know that I will be busy looking up Stranger Things fan theories for the next 2 years until Season 5 comes out. #StrangerThings

Seeing so many people with mid-parts reminds me of this video #buttcutz youtube.com/watch?v=bMqTuR…

The fact that I’ve heard teens refer to blink-182 as retro makes me feel very old.

As a parent now, my heart is broken in an entirely new way for the families who never get to hug their children again because of yet another school shooting in the US. Something has got to change. #Texas