jon thorstensen

Nobody has ever given a full-throated sales pitch for a tin of sardines. That is a market gap. Allow me. The tin is food-grade steel, lined, sealed, oxygen removed. The environment inside is more controlled than most restaurant kitchens you have eaten in happily and without incident. No preservatives. Canning is heat and the absence of oxygen. Just the fish, suspended exactly as they were the day the boat came in. The omega-3s survive it. Studies comparing fresh to tinned show no meaningful difference in EPA and DHA. The fish was caught, canned within hours, and the fatty acids went nowhere. The bones are edible. They have been sitting in olive oil long enough to become soft, and they are the calcium delivery mechanism the sardine built for itself. You eat them. That is the intended use. What the tin actually contains: EPA and DHA in immediately usable form. Selenium, iodine, B12, CoQ10, vitamin D, calcium, complete protein with every essential amino acid. Your protein shake has twenty-three ingredients. The sardine grew its own nutrition in the North Atlantic and asked for nothing. A food humans have eaten since before written history now apparently requires a defence. Buy the tin.

Must call 007.

commondreams.org/news/chuck-sch… Popular opinion: Schumer has to go. He's is "out of touch."

One last final regular season warmup for Anze Kopitar 🥲👑

🚨BREAKING: The Trump administration is finally admitting the price tag of ICE and deportations… but not the cause. “It costs $18,225 per deportation.” Multiply that by millions… yeah, it is staggering. But, here’s what they aren’t saying… It’s expensive because they made it that way. They underfund the courts, fired a hundred+ of immigration judges… then complain the courts are “clogged.” They restrict legal pathways… then blame asylum seekers for using the only ones left. They drag cases out for years… then act shocked when attorneys are involved. And they’re locking people in detention facilities when they don’t need to be… adding thousands in costs per person… Because those facilities are run by private contractors… getting paid per bed, per day. So, the longer people are detained… the more money gets made, and the more it costs per deportation. But now, suddenly it’s the system’s fault? No… it’s the design. Break the system… bottleneck it… monetize the suffering… Then point to the price tag and say, “Look how broken this is.” They created the cost. Now they’re using it as an excuse to remove due process.

A blue whale's poo can weigh as much as 4 tonnes making it the second largest piece of shit in the world just behind Donald Trump.

@jungtweet @KjemiSarah Godt bilde på verden, ja.

@KjemiSarah Is me.

Haha 😂😂

Selvmål.

This looks really good ....for Netflix, is it?

Sidney Crosby: "With it being as much of a rivalry as it is... I think it's great for everybody, it's good for the fans, for the guys on both teams to be a part of it." The Penguins talk about facing the Flyers in Round 1: pens.pe/4exXEFk

Israelis shot an 84 year old Christian lady and famous piano player in the leg. Left her to bleed to death and then drove a tank over her. The only country that does these things is the supremacist terror* state of Israel. *terror is acts of violence on civilians.

So, this is n o t North Korea? It's North London? Sure?

The loser will be Donald.

In the past 24 hours, the Saudi Public Investment Fund has sold its star-studded Al-Hilal soccer team and left LIV Golf's funding in question, while another Saudi group pulled out of Tom Brady's flag football league. A clear shift in global strategy. nytimes.com/athletic/72016…

Jimmern er 70 år i dag! To ganger vinner av Gullpucken, Bøttevinner for VIF og SIL totalt 10 ganger. Tok også seriegull med TIK. Jimmern - skremmende god! #2hockey

This painting by French avant-garde artist Yves Klein was sold for $18.4 million last year. A French auction record. More money than sense.

@AusarUwe @TV2_Jon Der er det kok, ja.

Kritiske røster på sosiale medier er vi vant til. Jeg har ingen kommentar på vegne av TV 2. Det blir helt feil. Ha en fin dag. Sier @TV2_Jon. Lite som tyder på at noe glir inn desverre

Ja, det er så feil, størrelsesmessig, kartet man bruker. Blir for dumt. Kan ikke være s å vanskelig å gjøre dem riktige?

Funny, they almost looks like brothers.

Trump finished 364th out of 366 at Wharton... that's one dumb mother fucker right there folks. 2nd to the bottom of his class.