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why is native born unemployment going up when immigration crackdowns are happening? i thought you guys were going to take those jobs

@atrupar Lotta comments here that these are awful kettlebell swings—and they are—I’ve seen 60 year old women do them better. But these are also very LIGHT kettlebells (guessing 25# tops) and so these men are also quite fucking weak.

Hegseth had cameras recording him working out with recruits today at UCLA

Tom Brady in NFL Season 8: going for his 4th ring, loses in the Super Bowl Patrick Mahomes in NFL Season 8: going for his 4th ring, loses in the Super Bowl Tom Brady in Season 9: injures knee, team misses playoffs Patrick Mahomes in Season 9: injures knee, team misses playoffs

@dieworkwear Imma say number 1 is some kinda boutique shit that’s like $7,000. Number four looks like J. Crew or something and probably rules for like $450

Here are four overcoats. — Which do you think is the most expensive? — Which do you think is the least expensive? — Which do you think provides the best value? Answer below. Tomorrow, I will show you what you get as you climb up the price ladder for overcoats.

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

“This fuckin never fucking works man” 😂😂

The NFL is very successful, so I wouldn't be surprised if MLB follows their lead and begins rigging things for the Royals to win every year since Kansas City is such an important market.

@_MLFootball Damn was that gonna be a 14-point touchdown!? Oh wait…

THIS IS WEIRD. THE REFS ORIGINALLY CALLED THIS PLAY TOUCHDOWN. HUDDLED, AND THEN DECIDED TO CALL THIS AN ILLEGAL MOTION ON THE #LIONS. Illegal motion is a non-reviewable play and the refs were not allowed to use replay or NY. Have never seen this before.

Ok Onion, that's really funny

enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits

I keep this @marcrebillet song cued up for times like these. Been wanting to do this for so long. 🥹

that prenup is about to be longer than any book travis kelce has ever read

Hulk Hogan in hell right now:

@BradleyDowell So it was or was not you

Holy shit. I was on this river today

@BradleyDowell @ryanscotthall P sure Epstein did this too

@ryanscotthall Yes, you can do this. Mahomes's dad did it in the state of Texas on weekends with his previous DWI

am I reading the rashee rice ruling correctly? it sure seems like he can serve his 30 days in basically any form or fashion during his five year probation. like … can he just sorta come and go as he pleases? “hello, I’m clocking in for eight hours of jail today.”

@realmsofmen666 Y no belly button tho?

So happy that Daddy is back.

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

@BradleyDowell @ClayTravis Mickey Mouse ass mf, that guy

This fuckin guy makes his sports talk show about politics lol. That's literally why his show became famous after years of middling. the fuck are you talking about @ClayTravis?

Spent a lot of time today trying to find this song. Figured it would be on a supermarket sweeps playlist but no dice. ⁦@BradleyDowell⁩