Jason

when will the president light my cigarette?

@kaiulbe i always thought chance had gnomish tendencies

When my brother got abducted by that gnome as a kid it was all everyone would talk about, like , even though they got him back. shit was so annoying

@kaiulbe bet you were all like d’oh!!

feel like homer when he dropped his donut rn.

@kaiulbe what that big yahu pack does to a mf 💔

smokin that tel aviv got me seein gypsies and ghouls .i gotta stop this man

@kaiulbe shit man was he ok

little guy who could fit in the palm of my hand. messed up. lost him. found 2 months later. shoebox under bed. life is fickle.

@soaghettii girl that’s the meg

they faces killing me why they both lois

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@goryliegirl no he’s taking a dip. that’s exactly where he’s supposed to be.

@kaiulbe @gu1dster i do this too but i’m too much of a pussy to keep them closed longer than like 3 seconds

@gu1dster i do this for driving

@kaiulbe wouldn’t work if you were talking to a shark btw

my current response to “Is that Blood?,” is now and will forever be “Possibly, no true way to ever really know” And no future inquiries will ever be taken or appreciated thank you .

@kaiulbe me if i was a fatass pigeon

@kaiulbe i am round and i take flight

I AM SOUND AND I AM LIGHT

my flow so heavy i got bars straight gushing out my pussy bitch

if the beetles had vapes had and lsd they would probably pump out so much more ugly long ass annoying songs

.@stoolpresidente loves when a thug makes him feel like a princess 😍

@kaiulbe up your butt?

two truths , one lie; i have 4 fingers i have 2 fingers i have 1 finger

yes daddy please cut me off and then immediately slam on your breaks it gets me so hard 😻

@kaiulbe me when i’m a prospector in 1840s california during the gold rush and a strange man gives me a piece of gold and maybe something homoerotic happens but idk i’m just spitballing here

@kaiulbe thanks for the gold kind stranger 😔

the only genocide i would ever support is people who drive white ford explorers /s

to everyone reading this i thought /s meant serious i mean this statement with my whole heart