Joe H
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@W4DD3RS @TOFFEEBLUECAST he literally only has 79 pace on fifa mate. hes not even sbc fodder
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@FootballCliches Foreign midfielders/wingers for German dominated mid table sides, known exclusively for scoring screamers Vincenzo Grifo, Juan Arango, Ronny. Like to think of them as the Stelios Giannakoppulos, Nolberto solano and Gamst-pedersens of the bundesliga.
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Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES on Wednesday and we want your highly-detailed picks for the Pure Bundesliga XI — a team of high-pressing €32m players inextricably linked with having their names in lower case in the wrong place on the back of their shirts...
GO
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@FootballCliches Heard one of the NBC pundits after the liverpool game say that Pedro Neto looked "a million dollars" as a compliment after coming on , bit odd considering he cost over 50 times that....
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We're recording FOOTBALL CLICHES on Monday and it's the Adjudication Panel...
Send over your niche footballing observations and questions — from the weekend and beyond — via tweet/DM/email/Reddit. Cheers!
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@DukeDavidEffiom @poochpe @Carra23 He hired Lampard because he had no other choice. They had a season long transfer ban and had just lost their best player in Hazard. No world class manager would sign for a club in that situation.
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@jtech9828 @poochpe @Carra23 Lol. Roman hired Lampard who had absolutely no top flight coaching experience.... Roman would have hired Potter... He did an absolute fantastic job at Brighton..
But....
Roman would have also sacked him before the world Cup. His results were just unacceptable
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Todd said he would be different to Roman 😂😂
I feel for Graham Potter, but it was inevitable. You don’t change Tuchel for Potter. Ridiculous decision to start with.
Chelsea FC@ChelseaFC
Club statement.
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@Carra23 To be honest, with Roman, Potter wouldn’t have last this long
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@FootballCliches I'm convinced that the player on the right is Ex-Brighton midfielder Davy Propper
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Come on, let's figure this one out.
Huw Davies@thehuwdavies
@FootballCliches I was convinced I’d sent you this a couple of weeks ago, but apparently not. These birthday cards are getting more ambitious, aren’t they? Albeit while keeping the left-the-canvas-too-near-the-sink look. This could almost be Manchester United v Brighton. Almost…
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You won’t get to see Gary Lineker on Match of the Day on Saturday night
But don’t forget to tune into Lord Sugar on the Apprentice. 9pm BBC1 every Thursday!
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What should next summer’s European Championships be called?
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"We trust that all of our venues will remain the same, ensuring the tournament remains true to its original vision of staging a truly Europe-wide event."
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COMPETITION: If Roberto Firmino scores first against Tottenham today, we'll giveaway a 2019/20 Premier League shirt of your choice.
Simply RT and follow this account to enter. ✅🔁
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@LordDanieI @TCEL_Danzter @nexushowell @SpursOfficial @Vorm_Official Caballero is going to the world cup and Romero isn't....So I guess you're sort of right ;)
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@TCEL_Danzter @nexushowell @SpursOfficial @Vorm_Official One starts for Argentina while the other doesn't
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The Club can confirm that we have activated the option to extend @Vorm_Official’s contract until 2019.
#COYS
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A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.
Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?
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