Jules

*Megan Thee Stallion voice* Ahhhh

Got my tax return mfs

@freshmaker_20 He’s such a fucking loser he doesn’t even have a car lmfaaaoooo

@julia_goooliaaa I think you should print them and tape them all over his car

So my best friends stb ex bf was caught talking to another girl and I have screenshots of lots and lots of texts between them, and he’s denying everything and trying to gaslight my girl…should I be petty and print out all of their texts to give to him? 😎

I do not care if people think I'm crazy as long as they also think I'm hot

Dream blunt rotation

I’m tired

@WUTangKids A sentient overcooked hot dog

Lmao this guy sucks

If you or a loved one is suffering from big voluptuous ass disease call now, help is available

@T8Salt Homeboy I do 4 10s 😭

@julia_goooliaaa 4 10’s are the way to go sister

Oh wait…it’s not Friday?

We deserve it

@ihatethiskid Never

When was the last time a band had motion going to an album release like fall out boy when they dropped this

@bob_kawa HAHAH we def would

@julia_goooliaaa Omg feel like we would have been pals

My great aunt that lives in Hawaii sent these to me from like 08, enjoy

One thing about working in pediatrics: Ppl really just be naming their kids anything these days

I think I actually need to get in a fistfight with someone

Why do I keep seeing videos of ppl slapping the fucking shit out of each other and calling it a sport lmao

@RottingMind39 U right

@julia_goooliaaa Still better than Parssinen or Vaakanainen

With the 6th overall pick in the 2026 NHL entry draft, the New York Rangers select...