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it's time tia arc take it all

@m177ls2 elle est ou la grosse voiture?

j’me suis forgé des souvenirs avec ma première « grosse » voiture, je suis allé en vacances avec, j’ai rencontré des amis avec, je suis allé au pays plusieurs fois avec, ça n’a pas de prix, j’oublierais jamais.

@AgentZero very well said

@eternaldegen @Orbitalxyz is there a Jumanji larp label?

Know what's trending NOW, get the pulse of the market, and discover new alphas every day 🟣

the japanese soldier rapists who make all their money bundling 13k toppers all day are trying to convince you to get back in the trenches because a pumpfun money laundering crime coin with 141k$ in LP is doing well

great onchain purge happening bottom is in when your favorite memecoin kol "dev" hasn't posted in a month and got a job irl

@Jampzey 10m SyrupUSDC 10m Fluid 10m Aave sGHO Saving 10m in ETH and stake it 10m in BTC

if someone gave you $50m to deploy into crypto/web3 TODAY where would you deploy it? hint: there's only two right answers

time to start an agentic payment startup where people can buy anything and get VAT exemptions effectively dropping their cost of living by 20-25% you can’t tax an AI Agent

@ktrivs it’s garbage, at least x402 standard is official github repos have pending issues you need to spend 3 days on to fix yourself very low compatibility too

“agentic payments” but it took me 2hrs to figure out how to order a $15 sandwich using stablecoins that I could’ve got on uber eats in <2mins…we are so far away from the future of payments lol…

the top 3 projects have 0 posts, 0 followers even tier1 crypto companies are turning broke and are actively trafficking hackathon winners to avoid payouts lmaooo

@colosseum @solana @DegenDomeSolana @0xbraindeds @blockhelix @cludebot funny how all these projects have 0 decent followers and 0 posts you just gave the prizes to yourself and your buddies

1/ Announcing the winners of the @Solana Agent Hackathon! 🤖 1st ($50,000) Prize | @DegenDomeSolana 2nd ($30,000) Prize | AgentOS by @0xbraindeds 3rd ($15,000) Prize | @blockhelix 4th ($5,000) Most Agentic Prize | @cludebot

@s11221s Prefer not to share the ticker, but if launching legit tech coins becomes barely profitable (even unprofitable in their case) then we will only get more garbage coins and nothing decent to bid onchain

@cryptojumanji Wen who

Saw a Forbes 30 before 30 doxxed guy launch an ai agent project on Solana Clearly there was a decent web3 agency behind it (nice designs, high tier website, solid marketing pre TGE) It topped at fucking 60k mcap Would have been a 10m runner few months ago Yeah onchain is cooked

@CowGirlKisser A coaliation of the "Republican Front"

European elections be like: The No Immigrants party got 49% of the vote narrowly losing to a coalition of Greens, Communists, Socialists, Democrats,and Center Right Party.

So roughly 20% of people between 18-30 are unemployed in the EU And governement answer is just to keep importing millions of 3rd worlders? Okay

@codecopenflow Why did you conduct a hidden seed round with 3rdStreetCap before TGE and did undisclosed KOLs paid shills like Theo then pretended he discovered the project by himself as you hired him as an advisor then?

One thing our founder often talks about is balancing building the product while staying transparent with the people who believed in you. At first it’s not easy. You’re alone: heads down building, fixing things, shipping. But when you start sharing your progress regularly, you begin to notice something. People support you. The community engages. And investors see that you’re still building and not giving up on the vision. Sometimes the small updates matter more than you think. Catch more on why our founder says building in public took CodecFlow to the next level 👇

@NoAlphaLimits @grok will this benefit AirLiquide stock?

🚨🚨🚨 ISRAEL JUST MADE THE SINGLE MOST DANGEROUS MILITARY DECISION OF THE ENTIRE WAR. AND NOBODY UNDERSTANDS WHAT THEY JUST TRIGGERED. 🚨🚨🚨 Israel and the U.S. struck South Pars — the LARGEST gas field on the planet. But here's what they either didn't know or didn't care about: South Pars is jointly managed by Iran AND Qatar. They didn't just attack Iran. They attacked the energy backbone of their OWN Gulf allies. Let that sink in. 💀 The IRGC just declared ALL major energy facilities across the entire GCC as "direct and legitimate targets" — and warned strikes are coming in the "COMING HOURS." 💀 Listed targets: Qatar's LNG complex, Saudi Aramco facilities, UAE oil terminals — EVERYTHING. 💀 Saudi Aramco has already EVACUATED workers from the SAMREF refinery in Yanbu. They're not waiting. They KNOW what's coming. 💀 Iranian hackers have ALREADY hit Aramco's digital systems — posting images and issuing threats to PARALYZE their infrastructure. 💀 Multiple EXPLOSIONS just heard in Riyadh — confirmed by Reuters, AFP, and AP. Sirens sounding in the Saudi capital. Do you understand the scale of what's happening? ⚠️ Qatar's LNG complex is the LARGEST on Earth. It supplies 30% of the world's liquefied natural gas. If Iran hits it — Europe's heating supply DISAPPEARS overnight. Not in months. OVERNIGHT. ⚠️ Saudi Aramco is the most valuable company on the PLANET — worth $1,800,000,000,000. Its refineries process 12 MILLION barrels per day. One successful strike takes 10% of the world's oil OFFLINE. ⚠️ In 2019, a SINGLE drone attack on Saudi Aramco's Abqaiq facility knocked out 5.7 million barrels per day and sent oil up 15% in ONE session. Iran now has 10x the motivation and NOTHING left to lose. They're showing you "precision strikes on Iranian targets." They're NOT showing you that those strikes just gave Iran the JUSTIFICATION to destroy every oil facility from Qatar to Saudi Arabia to the UAE. Here's the logic — follow it carefully: → You bomb a gas field that's JOINTLY OWNED with Qatar → Qatar — your own Gulf ally — publicly condemns you → Iran uses the attack as justification to target ALL Gulf energy → IRGC formally declares Gulf facilities as "legitimate targets" → Aramco starts EVACUATING refineries → Explosions hit RIYADH → You didn't weaken Iran. You gave them the excuse to burn down the ENTIRE Gulf's economy. If this was a "strategic victory," why is Aramco evacuating workers RIGHT NOW? If Iran's military is "degraded," why are 6 Gulf nations scrambling to protect their oil fields from an attack they believe is IMMINENT? Complete silence. You don't evacuate the world's most valuable company unless you KNOW what's coming. The IRGC said "coming hours." Not days. Not weeks. HOURS. And every Gulf state just went from spectator to TARGET. This is no longer a war between the U.S. and Iran. This is a war that's about to ERASE the Gulf's entire energy infrastructure — the infrastructure that powers HALF the planet. Prepare accordingly. 🚨🚨🚨 They don't want you seeing this. Follow + RT to beat the algorithm. 🚨

@askthehive_ai thats’ pure AI slop lmao

time to talk about $BUZZ. no fluff. just where we're at. we went quiet. too quiet. the market turned, momentum died, and instead of showing up and being honest about it, we put our heads down and said nothing. that's on us. full stop. but we didn't sell. we didn't leave. we didn't move on to the next thing. dev wallet: Bs9ByjDHHGxfeFgDDKj2pJgypLYoUR6vD9FeAcBUhDJy locked for a full year from launch. unlocked two months ago. zero tokens sold. check the chain. while things were quiet we were heads down rebuilding the entire product. not ready to show it yet. but we will. soon. we haven't forgotten about $BUZZ. or the people holding it. 🐝

@EmmanuelMacron When it’s about war no diversity

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@proofofnathan nobody wants beta access

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