oppossum enthusiast

before you come and try to talk down to me you have to be able to read and comprehend this

that man will pay

as someone who lived in both NJ and GA y’all gotta start getting a little southern with it. when europeans insist they know better just say “bless your heart” and let them fail 🤷🏻‍♀️

can someone please actually pull it off. this used to be one of your country’s core competencies. sondheim wrote a great musical about it, which was treated very unfairly

i understand sean kingston

defending megan thee stallion on the internet is not enough we need policy change. the law should protect her against her enemies idk

Klay. You gotta get outta Texas. As soon as possible.

@lulu621301 like it really is that serious

@justnotsmith ok so not to be parasocial about this but… we ride at dawn

bitch you better be joking dot gif

The craziest part about living in a place getting fucked dry by Republicans, is that everybody will say things like "these dang ol politicians just want to build data centers they don't care about the community." And then they vote for those same people by a margin of 99% to 1%.

I know non-Texans hate Texas and its people unnecessarily but it is imperative that you pay close attention to the fact that Corpus Christi will be running out of water soon. It is a city of over 300K and if it can happen there it can happen anywhere in the US

I typically hate nostalgia bait nonsense but I genuinely believe there should always be a Scooby Doo Adaptation in the works. Every generation needs some Scooby Doo

men get their hands on AI and all they wanna be is bad bitches

sometimes you hear like a prayer and you’re used to how good it is and you enjoy it but the experience is unremarkable. and then sometimes you’re like wow. i can’t believe somebody made this song

every time an Elephant makes the news for killing someone, they always have a pretty valid reason

imagine hating me and i’m over here watching flds true crime documentaries

the fierce defensiveness of michael jackson even now really illustrates how easy it was to elect an open pedophile with a bunch of pedophile friends to be president of the united states. whole society built on the enshrinement of sexual violence!

I really enjoyed Dua Lipa’s interview with the author of Swimming in the Dark (a historical fiction novel about a gay man growing up in 1980s Communist Poland). She’s a thoughtful reader and has good taste

Here’s what I know: 1. Luigi had no history of violence at all. No criminal record at all. Not even a misdemeanor. 2. Luigi had mild depression but other than that he had no mental health problems at all. So the official story is that a well educated rich kid, with no history of violence, no criminal record, no serious mental health issues, left his high rise apartment in Honolulu and traveled all the way across the country to NYC where he somehow obtained a “partially 3-D printed” gun and then carried out a perfectly targeted assassination on a healthcare CEO who was traveling and just happened to be outside his hotel at 5:30 in the morning. Then, according to the Feds, this well educated rich kid, with no history of violence, no criminal record, no serious mental health issues, fled across the city back to his hostel where he collected his belongings, always keeping his face carefully covered (except the one time he tried to flirt with the clerk on check-in). He then went south to BFE Pennsylvania where he was arrested 5 days later after a worker at a McDonalds called the cops claiming a customer was “being weird” despite the bodycams showing him just sitting in a booth minding his own business on his computer. Those same cops who captured him on their body cams then did a preliminary search of his backpack where they report finding a “gun magazine” inside. These same cops then load the backpack into their vehicle, *turn off their body cams* and then miraculously find the “partially 3-D printed gun” and a notebook containing the “manifesto.” Then a transcript of that manifesto is “leaked” to Ken Klippenstein, the EXACT same guy who also got the big leak on the Tyler Robinson Discord chats. The cops then completely fabricated a conversation with Luigi’s mom, and claimed she said “I could see him doing this” when she literally never said that and they were forced to admit so in court. ———— Those are the things I know. So yes, I’m comfortable giving Luigi the presumption of innocence until trial.

i know u happy asf rn

You mean like getting a celebratory biopic that paints him as a saint who did no wrong