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the hottest woman you know does not have a single surface in her home that isn't covered in a pile of bullshit. you cannot place a beverage on her coffee table
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britney spears’s knife collection
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britney spears’s knife collection
@kalliphone
i’m probably smarter than the smartest dog that’s ever lived
Livin on Osage Territory Beigetreten Ağustos 2009
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britney spears’s knife collection retweetet
being chronically ill and getting asked about what youve been up to is so embarrassing like “oh ive been rly focusing on making sure im eating and sleeping enough”
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britney spears’s knife collection retweetet
@witchesflight oh nooo poor girl woke up looking like kendall roy
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@kalliphone Omg my sister fell asleep with a candy bar in her pocket and got chocolate all over the couch it was SO FUNNY
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I got some chocolate crumbs on my chair at work and I cleaned it off but some got into the fabric so now it looks like u guessed it: skid marks. Also I am constantly spilling water on myself so my chair just looks like it’s covered in shit and piss constantly.
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britney spears’s knife collection retweetet
britney spears’s knife collection retweetet
britney spears’s knife collection retweetet
Question the universe? The one that’s never missed a sunrise or sunset?
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britney spears’s knife collection retweetet
britney spears’s knife collection retweetet
britney spears’s knife collection retweetet
From a young age I knew I was better than everyone else but also worse than everyone else in my own special way
fluttershy@hwrtyed
from a young age i knew everybody was wrong and i was right
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britney spears’s knife collection retweetet
britney spears’s knife collection retweetet
Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water
Remarks@remarks
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 RFK Jr. introduces plan to help Americans get off Antidepressant medications.
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britney spears’s knife collection retweetet
one time one tried to start an argument about seal hunting specifically and wanted me to justify using my own background like baby i’m from phoenix
Silky💕@sillydecay
why do white vegans hate native people so much :[
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britney spears’s knife collection retweetet
@a_tooloulou corn dog but it’s corn inside
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britney spears’s knife collection retweetet
in a way that is true of all of us
joe@aIuckystar
she had this face for less than a year and then we never saw it again
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took a couple bites of a bagel with vegan cream cheese on it and was like, mmm this cream cheese is so good you can’t even tell it’s fake, and you’ll never guess what happened next
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