Patrick Keane

My cleaning lady handles my apt. My power cleaning lady handles my weight lifting.

I love stand up comedy so much I would do it for free if I weren’t already doing it for free. 🎤 ❤️

After a show I like to unwind by going to a job placement center.

More like the Crooked of Hormuz. Am I right ladies?

How long is rock bottom supposed to last?

@yousef_ki1 @Sabi450000 .

If you see this video, put a dot to break the alghorithm.

Happy Easter! 🎥@dannybickdeluxe

This joke was written at a Starbucks.

Gold diggers 🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

Anyone recognize the burger? 😂

They call it Iran because that’s exactly what you do upon seeing these gas prices. I ran. I walked. I crawled. Anything but drove. Thank you! ☺️

My family doesn’t come to my shows for fear of making me nervous. Apparently nobody else in America wants to make me nervous either.

@joerogan u still doing your pod?

Can someone please just invent ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Oil’.

Ironic that Iran holds all the Trump cards.

@ahmedgaza24 .

This link is our only lifeline. If you’re scrolling, PLEASE leave a dot . it's just a dot. chuffed.org/project/135052…

While we’re at it, we should also bomb countries with olive oil as well. 🇺🇸

Netanyahu has grabbed Trump by the pussy.

@Nermeenalswaisi .

If you're a human, please leave a dot.