Keith England

@Mayoisspicyy A very tiny Strait of Hormuz

Trump's nuts are trapped in a vice in the shape of the Strait of Hormuz.

Just for the record - Europe didn't invade Ukraine and asked for America's help, Russia invaded Ukraine and put European security at risk. Biden was there for Europe, Trump abandoned it. Trump and Netanyahu decided to strike a final blow against Iran, without consulting any allies. In doing so they weakened Iran but caused a global energy crisis. Nothing there is Europe's responsibility. If you want to play the role of the global desperado, don't come crying back when things get tough.

Wam Bam Thank U Pam (free headline idea)

@adammocklerr I simply refuse to watch a nanosecond of Scott Jennings, but I have to admit, watching you repeatedly stuff him into a locker does have a lot of appeal.

This is the funniest clip you'll see all day. Scott Jennings tries to use a military analyst to fact check me... and the analyst ends up backing me up on everything. WHOOPS!

Bring that Tweet Back… Needed info..💎

@LifeJets489099 @JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski Jets fans certainly know a winner when they see one, don't they?

@JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski

Trump says MAGA should boycott Bruce Springsteen concerts.

@MsF4wUzYL4Fp2Fa @JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski "Nobody is going" to those sold out concerts. Good one... meanwhile, unlike Trump's voice, Dow futures don't plummet whenever people hear Bruce's, like last night in real time as Trump spoke. Anything else?

@JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski Nobody is going anyway.. his voice sounds like an old woman who smoked pipe tobacco for 70 years.

@JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski Yes, MAGA should only attend Kid Rock, Ted Nugent and Lee Greenwood concerts. THAT'LL show us libs...

@RonFilipkowski Can they promise not to go? Pretty please. 🙏🏻

@steveschale Absolutely. I lived in SF from 83-93, got to see most of it. Best I ever saw for sure. Although the Jags OWNED him! 😎

@keithengland He was really something. Probably the greatest to play the position

0-1 vs Jacksonville. 2 catches for 17 yards.

@steveschale 🍻

@keithengland Caught 1200 yards that season…just 17 of those against the Jaguars 😉

@LucasSa56947288 Elon has the best rack?

Here’s Donald Trump, his granddaughter, and Elon Musk hanging out with Caitlyn Jenner. What do you notice in this picture?

@YourAnonNews She IS a black eye.

She has a black eye.

@AngelaBelcamino @JuliaSassybaker Fuck off Angela

@DarrigoMelanie @AntiToxicPeople Also, no one says “Back to the Stone AgeS” (plural) Jesus…

Timed it right before the markets opened again. Now sit back and wait to see who made a whole lot of money off of Trump's latest market manipulation.

@StevenCheung47 Watching you waddle across the WH lawn is like watching a hippo dance Swan Lake...

Watching CNN's hosts and reporters try to explain foreign policy is like watching a bunch of zebras taking a Calculus test.

@jay_fsu1 @mkraju If you’re happy with this economy, you’re either a billionaire or a moron. Check your bank balances to see which one is you.

@mkraju Fake polls

CNN POLL CONDUCTED BY SSRS March 26-30 Opinion of Trump's Handling of Economy              Approve   Disapprove             Now            31%         69% Jan.           39%         61% July '25       40%         60% April '25      39%         61% cnn.com/2026/04/01/pol…

@kcarlin25 @mkraju And the rest of us are the guy in the middle. “GUYS!!!”

@mkraju How I picture the 31%

@HackingButLegal I've gotta stop reading your work before going to sleep... well, trying to.

If no mainstream news organization reports my finding, just know we are fucking cooked. Goodnight, take care of each other.