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For this penny is to love on
And where love is, heaven is there
So with just five pennies, if they're these five pennies
You'll be a millionaire
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kelloveslife
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kelloveslife
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Ohhh yes I am wise but it’s wisdom born of pain
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@AR1ANAGRCNDE I literally thought Dylan Mulvaney got breast implants they look similar now.
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In the space of barely a month he's set the Middle East on fire, fucked up the world's economy, blown up NATO, quite possibly started WW3 - but no, bored with all that, this demented drama-queen goes full "Oh no, my Ballroom ! My poor beloved BEAUTIFUL BALLROOM !"
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Trump at war:
1. Start war. Do not tell allies.
2. Blow stuff up.
3. Demand regime change.
4. Blow up more stuff.
5. Demand unconditional surrender.
6. Get angry when enemy fights back.
7. Make threats.
8. Back down. Repeat.
9. Demand allies finish war.
10. Walk away.
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The strait was open. He starts a war. The strait closes. The world economy gets fucked. He doesn’t know what he’s doing, he gets bored, he declares victory, and he tells the rest of the world to open the strait, to clean up his mess. He’s such a prick. He’s such a destructive prick.
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Two men who killed their wives and dumped their bodies like garbage will be eligible for parole next year.
Gerard Baden-Clay
Borce Ristevski
I’ve lost faith in our system, if these men walk free i’ll be livid
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Some very good journalism from MSNBC, reporting on all the fabricated stories that Donald Trump has told over the last year. It’s embarrassing. The guy is either brazenly lying or riddled with dementia—likely both—but either way, that boy ain’t right.
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This is an absolutely INSANE thing to say out loud. We killed their leaders in the middle of negotiations because we didn’t like the way they negotiated?!?!
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Karoline Leavitt: "Some of the previous leaders are now no longer on planet Earth because they lied to the United States and they strung us along in negotiations, and that was unacceptable to the president, which is why many of the previous leaders were killed"
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Kyle and Jackie O suing for millions of dollars- they will probably both walk away will full pockets and not even have to work again while everyone else in the country wonders how they can fill their petrol tanks. The World is backwards.
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A right-wing provocateur showed up to the No Kings rally today trying to bait protesters.
He picked the wrong one.
Watch what happens when you come with gotcha questions and meet someone who actually knows what they’re talking about.
This is what informed, peaceful protest looks like.
8 million Americans. 3,000 cities. Every state.
They were ready.
DORK!
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She’s gotta be dumb surely no intelligent person would believe the crap they continuously dribble
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KAROLINE LEAVITT: “Iran has been defeated. Any violence beyond this point will be because Iran refused to understand they have already been defeated.” It’s like punching a kid on the playground and telling him that if he retaliates, you’ll tell the teacher he started it.
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@mark_slapinski @MrSrHoges Am truly fascinated to know how much longer the millions of Americans who voted for this psychotic lunatic are able to keep pretending that this is normal
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What a fucking embarrassment. American troops are being sent into harm’s way in Iran and this fucking idiot is doing his double jerkoff dance while waving a sword, like a drunk uncle at a wedding.
This is who has the nuclear codes. America is a parody.
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In the year of our Lawdy mcgawdy 2026 please mic up the media in the post match pressers with the coaches so we can hear the questions #afl
GIF
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34 years ago, Shakespears Sister filmed the music video for ‘Stay’
They only had one day for the shoot, and waiting for her part, Siobhan Fahey was becoming bored… and decided to have a drink…
several hours and a bottle of vodka later, this happened…
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My colleague, a nephrologist: Hi, I’m Dr. Sundaram
Patient: I’m not saying that. What’s your first name?
Her: Doctor
Patient: I don’t understand why there aren’t more doctors with regular American names like Johnson and Smith
Her: Because they didn’t get into medical school, but if you’d like me to care for you, I’m happy to do that.
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