butterchicken

@littichookha Sharab buri chiz hai aaiye ise pi kar khatam karte hain

@ArtsyLogs @pepsi_mathur Pata ni kya jadu kiya us ladke ne bechari nikal hi nhi paa rahi

@pepsi_mathur @kforkunwar Want to do this but na woh phone uthaega na mere paas Aditya Kashyap hai

Ulti wali feeling aa rahi hai 😭😭

@kforkunwar I AM TRYING

@ArtsyLogs Kar diya na ruin

Literally just abhi realise hua ki "Saajan tumse pyaar ki ladai mai toot gayi chudiyan kalai mai" is about sex

@ArtsyLogs Disconnect then

@kforkunwar Yahan previous pairing nahi toot pa rahi hai, inko new pairings ki baat karni hai

@Kyayrrrutu You must be a cat, then.

@kforkunwar They do like me

List of ppl I like: Cats

@ArtsyLogs Did it last longer than the previous one?

@kforkunwar Han bluetooth se connection kar k baccha home wala hai mera

@pepsi_mathur I think I’m gonna bounce this months bill

just paid my credit card bill and now i'm in minus for this month. need to touch grass soon.

@kajukatlii_ Almost. Jo nhi hai wo jaana chahte hai

tum sab ke sab dilli, banglore or mumbai m hi rehte ho kya

@kanishka_g_ Dm

@kforkunwar 👀tea?

Generally, I don’t block girls but this situationship has really gotten on my nerves.

titty pics help for a more productive day

@schrodingersgrl Symptoms ?

i think i got food poisoning

If boobs aren’t supposed to be sexual how come they give me so many boners?

@smishya18 Oh come on, not at night.

dawg…

@ODapke Good for you brother

@kforkunwar day 8 for me

Day 2 w/o Alcohol

Mom: “You're a disappointment” Boss: “You're fired” Bartender: “Welcome back sir”