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@iLnico4real Lol you ever met Pablo in real life??😂

This dude was not the real Pablo but I think he was more ruthless than Pablo himself 😂😂💀

@paisylynn Previously on things that never happened

It was raining, so I boarded a boda. The rider kept telling me, “Kaa karibu kidogo na unishikilie.” I refused because I know some of their tricks,unnecessary braking every few seconds to feel your boobs. We reached a muddy, flooded road and the boda hit something. Next thing I knew, I was floating on air.💀 I landed perfectly in the mud like I was auditioning for a wrestling match . The rider looked back, saw what had happened, then accelerated and disappeared. He didn't even wait for his fare. 😭😭💀

@kilundeezy 😂😂 muhimu

A student spotted enjoying his remaining pocket money after school strike

Nnamdi Kanu has always been that guy!!! He told us about Tinubu's conquest to become the president and it came to pass He foretold about the fake Buhari installed in Aso Rock after the real Buhari died and it came to pass He prophesied about Fulani herdsmen, bandits and future insecurity in Nigeria as far back as 2013 and it came to pass He prophesied about the plans to islamize Nigeria and it's gradually coming to pass He prophesied about Nigerian dividing and it will come to pass He was the prophet that we never knew

You paid visit to a dear friend. She served supper with a lot of meat while her kids had only sliced tomatoes and onion on their meals to eat. You became so curious and wanted to know why. After the meal you then asked your friend why both of you had this plenty meat while her kids had none. And she replied, ‘What should I do? When they said they won't eat rat.’ What will be your reaction??? 🤷‍♂ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

On a Monday morning, I don reach hospital/class dey receive lectures. My followers wey tag me to post dey get notifications like say na Lobistars give them shout out. 😂😂 Let's get those impressions up fellas! #OnAMonday

@Popsyno @akpunwaa Follow back guy

@akpunwaa You dey follow back? You dey engage? You dey active? 🤔

what next guys ?? 😮‍💨

@ItsGregy_ @HKebeya @Savo_ke Touch

@HKebeya @Savo_ke Yes sir

I have quit my job to fully focus on creating on X. So help me God. 🙏

@ItsGregy_ All the best mkulima

@FabrizioRomano Klopp out here cutting deals like the mafia

🚨🇯🇵 Understand Jürgen Klopp is on the verge of appointing Narcis Pelach as the new head coach of RB Omiya Ardija in Japan. Klopp led the process to bring in the coach who will join the RBA group club on a 2 year contract.

@Mo_Arsenal9 Congratulations bruh

Bought my first car! 😊

@kenyasgossips Wivu ni kitu mbaya sana

Comedian Mayoyo narrates heartbreaking family drama. His uncle blocked all paths leading to their home in Kisii simply because Mayoyo bought his first car after years of hard work.

Real Madrid announces that Rudiger will be signing a new contract

@FabrizioRomano Rudiger under mourinho will be something else. Can't wait to watch Real madrid next season

🚨 Not only new signings: Real Madrid will also announce Toni Rüdiger new contract. Agreement signed two weeks ago until June 2027, one more season. Approved by José Mourinho.

@WaruiJohn2 Nobody in africa should support a country that kills other africans, Xenophobia is a NO

South Africa plays Mexico in the World Cup opener but: Nigerians are saying they will support Mexico Ghanaians will support Mexico 3/4 of Kenyans are behind Mexico Ugandans are supporting Mexico Tanzanian supporting Mexico What happened to supporting our own ?

@mts__kid 😂😂 nkt

My 2 months in the gym taught me that it's all about discipline and diet. Muscles are built from the inside .

@VIVIANWERE2 Is your grandpa alive? Can we use him as the example?

@kijana_sharp My grandma is dead

What will happen if Gachagua wins?? And why has Maraga been arrested??

@alfredarapketer 😂😂

They found empty coffers! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@LyricalDoctor6 @Kamau266 Guza

@Kamau266 Akili mtu wako😂

Uyo jamaa alitusiwa na Aoko ameifanya full time content

@ombotojr @Kamau266 Guza

@Kamau266 😂😂