Kirwa Code

New item added to the bucket list. get a license to hunt kangaroos. Then get that long bush sniper rifle environment.nsw.gov.au/licences-and-p…

@KiprutToo Alikuwa Alphax.. Alikuwa anaishi Jeru, near old diesel power yenye ilibomolewa.

Unatoka West Pokot na hujui stori ya Allan Chesang? Unafikiria amewahi enda Australia,haha .

@RutoJames7113 @kvnkelvin1 Uongo. He was a student at Alphax college

@kvnkelvin1 He joined direct from high school

Allan Chesang’s story really hit me, imagine going to Australia to study nursing, then ending up doing odd jobs just to survive, and later choosing to come back home. Life abroad isn’t as easy as it looks. Those building back home are truly grinding for it.

The UK spends roughly £6 million per day, around £2 billion a year on hotel accommodations for “failed asylum seekers.” That is the responsibility they now want to hand over to Nigeria after praising Nigerian jollof. This same offer was made to Afghanistan, Eritrea, Sudan, Syria, Iran, Iraq, etc, and they all rejected. Now, out the £2b a year the UK will be saving from this deal, they offered Nigeria £746 million to refurbish two ports in Lagos. As part of the agreement, nearly half of the £746 million will go to British firms in supplier contracts. The British steel industry, which the Uk government admitted was suffering, will use this opportunity to rejuvenate. When the ports are done, the UK will control Nigeria’s exports until that money is paid back. Yes, it’s a loan. This is what Tinubu, his wife, son and Tiwa Savage have gone to negotiate for Nigeria.

"Every young person in Australia is a Kalenjin, I'm willing to be arrested for that statement" ~ PS Dr Esther Muoria

@patmashaa @MaryKwamboks They killed 2 police officers,in January

@MaryKwamboks Tell us the back story, enlighten us, and tell us why they deserved to be hanged, as you say.

Hivi ndio huwa mnakua fed na propaganda umeona venye wameomit what they did. Saii kina methuselah watakimbia wakituambia vile iran ni wabaya.

@Bomet_barron @MaryKwamboks They killed two police officerd you clown

@MaryKwamboks A youth was executed for just protesting how is that right

Men, I know you'll come for me but hii tabia yenu ya kukaa with someone's daughter na hujafanya hata introduction, saa hizo mkona watoto watatu wanne, wacheni. Usingoje mpaka mtu akue mwendazake ndio ufikirie story ya mahari. Mmh!

Herd mentality in Ke tech Twitter again lol. Why would your experience on this website be dictated by others. Come here, nerd out, share your work and leave. These factions are stupid!!

@Osama_otero If the relationship ilikuwa arrangement za town do you expect the family to go all the way from Kirinyaga to Transnzoia to bury their own child kwa family they do not know or maybe never met. Hiyo si ni kama kutupa mtoto wao

Wewe, 👉 that lady you live and have kids with, make your union official. Just marry your person, unless you are 🏳️‍🌈 team. Besides, what do your parents think of you when you do come we stay? Tabia mbaya sana!!!

2029 Census will expose the numbers of the Special tribe who have been cooking their Population to suit their narrative. That's why they don't want to have Ruto in power in 2029. Ngete Muriat Katutiet.

@Josh001J Did pte in 2017 nikienda Australia. Pte ilikuwa rahisi

Anyone who's tried PTE and IELTS, which one did you find easier?

@Josh001J @NJOROGE0001 3 hrs i think. Huyo ni ngombe time ikiisha.

@NJOROGE0001 Explain to me like I'm Kilundeezy. Time ndio shida aje

We tweet among kids

Next week I'm going for circumcision.— Oburu Oginga declares (2012)

@StanleyMasinde_ Hehe we used to have this.. It failed terribly.. but it was ahead of its time. Solved the problem where phones didn't have nfcs

Cool move but Absa beat them to it.

@Elvis_Localman @RealGich Make sure u call.. Imezidi sasa Ikiendelea hivyo,kenyans will start going for visa interview huko embassy. Kenyans used to come visa free. Zimbabweans, until few yrs ago.. Until tukakua na ujanja mingi.. see where we are. I even dont use my kenyan passport anymore

@kirwa_code @RealGich Ntakupigia leo😂, its a real issue hata hapa

Ok Kirwa wa Kamau

@Kembooy Amekaa 3 yrs..

@kirwa_code Angeanza mapema!

Because we’re barely 17 months to election. Quite expected..

@Elvis_Localman @RealGich Jomba hii maneno ya kununua bank statements ndio mi hukataa. Mtu anabuy statement, iko na doh, akifika, analemewa na fee, shule inaanza kujiuliza si huyu statement ilisema ako na pesa.. na hapo wataanza kufanya visa process inakua ngumu

@RealGich 😂🤣