Kit

Every single time that I see this bag in my office, I think: “Wow. It must have cost a pretty penny to personalize these bags.”

Insomniac doom googling did not turn out how I expected.

"Do not give in to your righteous anxieties. Our heroes have never left us. All the good that ever was, it is still here. You were born for this time." - Cherri Foytlin /end

"Fear no evil. Joy and Love still live, and it is up to us to build the shelter for the Hope that they provide. Lower those pointed fingers, we will need them to grasp the hammer and forge the nails. /1

"Wow. You're really at misanthropy level 11 tonight." --honest third party

Not the TikTok shop coming in hard at me with this ad.

@realesttheorist CONGRATULATIONS!

Check in on your students today. They may be reeling too.

Hot take: No one is going to know if you choose not to watch the election results roll in and instead of watch reruns of your fav baking show.

Why did I come home from work when all that's here is bad exit poll data?

@jonleelawprof But you didn't loudly guffaw when it was said. Good on you for the self control.

When your colleague starts a comment with "Now I wasn't alive in the 70s...." 😳

The storms be storming in OK tonight

When I practiced law, I learned this valuable lesson that I share with my students. You can be a zealous advocate for your client and NOT be mean, belittling, defamatory, or rude. You can be professional and firm while advocating for your client. Too many asshole lawyers in the world.

“Can I get a lollipop after this?” Overheard my 16yo ask the vaccine lady at CVS :)

Getting ready to drop the kiddo off for his trip to Europe!

There is no better moment in life than your sister calling to invite you out for a visit!

Murphys law of Halloween. As soon as you’re ready to give up the hoards arrive.

Am I a generous T&T house or do I just want to run through my candy so I can call it a night? The world may never know.

@MonikaEhrman Thanks, Monika. Hope you and the girls have a fabulous Halloween!

@kit_johnson So good, Kit!

I don’t want to see a soggy bottom. #gbbo #halloween #prueleith

@JessicaValenti Non ironic? For reals? Cannot even believe.

If you would have told 17 year old me that Naomi Wolf would endorse a serial rapist for president, I would have been devastated.