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@KobeissiLetter Awesome now lock in your gains and end this party

BREAKING: President Trump says the US government is now up over $30 billion since he decided to buy Intel stock, $INTC, in August 2025. "I'm very proud of that company," Trump says.

@jasongoepfert this aged well. 0 reduction in capex spending across all 4 mag 4's reporting today.

@jasongoepfert i think these mag7's are going to walk back their capex commitment, why throw cold water on a rally? Which in turn forces the chips to roll over (extremely overbought)- what does that do to indexes overall- flat?

On Monday, the S&P 500 $SPY closed at a record high. The next day, at least 1% more stocks hit a 52-week low than a 52-week high. In 70+ years of history, that's happened twice. Yesterday was one. January 3, 2000 was the other.

@bryanbrinkman @vangoyaa ☝🏻this; but nonetheless still baller. Built his base and closed the deal

@vangoyaa I would argue this example has a gallery and agent (Christie’s)

Beeple went from $100 to ~$69M in 5 years. no gallery. no agent. just 5000 daily jpegs.

@JPATrades This post makes me want to make this hat

@Zipseatthetrack Especially if it rains; reminds me of orb

The nation's top two riders are going to have egg foo yung all over their faces if COMMANDMENT wins the Kentucky Derby 👀👀 Irad Ortiz gets off him after his Fountain of Youth win and then Flavien Prat does the same after a Florida Derby win.

@Breaking911 And to think this was before the era of prediction markets

Who remembers when Eric Swalwell FARTED on live TV in 2019? That should of ended his career. Note the pause before letting it rip. Turn the sound on, this is real, and not AI.

@DrClownPhD Scissor Canyon?

Brokeback Mountain, but with Sydney Sweeney and Megan Fox instead.

@jimcramer 👀

For what it is worth... the oil futures have been the most right of the evening indicators

@SternDrewCrypto Where do you get one of those red robes?

🚨 FINAL WARNING: THE APOCALYPSE IS BEING ENGINEERED RIGHT NOW BY SECRET SOCIETIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST! THE ANTICHRIST IS COMING! The endless wars ripping through the Middle East are a deliberate, blood-soaked ritual orchestrated by ancient secret societies to trigger the End Times and install the Antichrist as ruler of the world! The real puppet masters are a dark coalition of SIX occult orders whose twisted eschatological prophecies perfectly overlap: - The Freemasons (now operating under the Rosicrucian banner) - The Knights Templar (still pulling strings from the shadows) - The Sabbatean-Frankists (deeply embedded inside Chabad Lubavitch and other Jewish religious movements) - The Jesuits (Vatican's black-ops masters) These groups share one horrifying belief: a massive war in the Middle East is the necessary trigger to launch the final sequence of prophecies. For some it's the Second Coming of Jesus. For others it's the arrival of the Jewish Messiah. But behind the religious masks lies the same goal: total global domination through a brutal One World Government! Their roadmap is already in motion: 1. Explode the Middle East into total chaos 2. Collapse the American Empire in the process 3. Complete the "Greater Israel" land grab from the Nile to the Euphrates 4. Establish Pax Judea: an AI-powered totalitarian surveillance state 5. Ignite the War of Gog and Magog 6. Demolish the Al-Aqsa Mosque 7. Build the Third Temple on its ruins 8. Force the mass return of the Jewish diaspora to Jerusalem 9. Unveil their so-called "Messiah" (the world will know him as the Antichrist) This is scripted prophecy fulfillment by people who worship power more than God. Every bomb, every headline, every "unexpected" escalation is part of their satanic timetable. They are sacrificing millions to birth their New World Order. The truth is uglier than any nightmare you've ever had.

@jimcramer you guys have clowns on your show?

Bill on the house!

@FirstSquawk With what?

KHAMENEI: OTHER FRONTS WILL BE ACTIVATED IF WAR PERSISTS

@WatcherGuru Calls

JUST IN: Jim Cramer says he does not see a "path to de-escalation" between the US, Israel and Iran.

@sungleeiq Green by 930a

@akafaceUS I’m so surprised that they didn’t tell the entire restaurant about CrossFit while jogging by.

A group of people doing CrossFit ran past a restaurant, and diners who saw them assumed there was an emergency. Thinking something was wrong, the customers jumped up and ran away alongside them.

@bryanbrinkman Truth

If we don’t get 3 feet of snow I’m blocking every armchair meteorologist on this app

@_FoxboroForever Damn bro take my follow

Everyone in New England right now. TikTok: jsilly66

@OJoelsen Bumble must’ve been offline in Germany

New details are emerging about a heated meeting on Saturday afternoon at the Bayerischer Hof hotel in Munich between several senators and members of Congress and Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen, along with Greenland’s Premier Jens-Frederik Nielsen. It was during this meeting that Senator Lindsey Graham reportedly went completely off the rails. The American outlet Puck had previously described how so-called “f-bombs” (f short for the word “fuck,” ed.) were thrown around the room. “Imagine Graham on his worst day,” a source told Puck. But Berlingske can now reveal that events unfolded even more violently than previously reported — and that Graham’s outburst was directed in particular at Mette Frederiksen and Jens-Frederik Nielsen. “He called her ‘little lady,’” a source who was in the room told Berlingske. However, the prime minister did not appear affected by what everyone present perceived as extremely degrading and outright sexist. “She seemed cool,” the source said. When Graham had finished, Frederiksen simply responded: “When you’re done with that, the meeting can continue.” Earlier, Graham had also stressed to Frederiksen and Nielsen that Donald Trump was the President of the United States — and thus the most powerful man in the world. The implication: neither Denmark nor Greenland should believe they are anything in comparison with the mighty United States. This “rant,” as a Danish source who was present in the room described it, came across as extremely demeaning toward Denmark and Greenland — particularly after the “little lady” remark directed at Mette Frederiksen. Graham’s behavior was described by a source as outright “disturbing,” “shocking,” and “extremely inappropriate.” An almost theatrical scene also unfolded between Graham and Premier Jens-Frederik Nielsen. “Graham yawned directly in his face in a way that could only be interpreted as mocking,” the source told Berlingske. It became too much for some of the American participants at the meeting, and Senator Elissa Slotkin (Democrat) was reportedly so shocked that she stood up and left the meeting. In a sense, the meeting marked the culmination of Graham’s angry outbursts. Already on Friday, he had stunned observers on live television when asked about Greenland. “Who the hell cares who owns Greenland?” Graham said, according to CSPAN. Participants at the meeting described his conduct as “completely out of line.” According to Berlingske’s information, there was quiet speculation afterward as to whether the senator from South Carolina had lost his composure entirely — whether he was not in his right mind when meeting the Danish and Greenlandic leaders. Only Graham himself likely knows the answer to that. —Berlingske

@GeorgeResch Ai to the rescue

I’d pay $1,000,000 to see the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where Larry finds out that Cheryl is dating RFK Jr

@JohnLoc18 Now protect it

$SPY Here is my journey from January to February. It’s been wild and I thank God for giving me what I used to pray.