uppity African 🍉

didn’t lie

Can you guess this year’s Winter Edition flavour?

You can tell how someone sees you by what they assume about you. Respect shows up in assumptions too.

NOT AN ACCIDENT, but if you're seeing this on APRIL 30th, the winning era begins for you. Relationships. Health. Wealth. Everythiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing gets better from here. You're so lucky.🌸

It’s TIME!! Let’s register to vote, there’s SO MUCH that has to change. -> registertovote.elections.org.za 🇿🇦🙏🏽

Sweetie, have you tried putting on your headphones and dancing around the house about it?

Nah I’m finished, God needs to bring my husband to my doorstep now.

BREAKING: Local government elections will be on 4 November 2026. @eNCA #LGE

rumors has it .. your life is about to bloom.

a late bloomer still blooms

a girl on tiktok said “unspoken expectations are premeditated resentments” and wow yes

the bravest diva you know is on a mission to save her own life

me in a Teams meeting waiting to say "nothing from my side”

So real. So so real.

I don’t expect you to be man of the match every week, but what I expect from you every week is the deezayah

I slept over at my cousin's place(at the hood) bc he advised me not to drive back so late last night. He stays on the main road. By 4:30 AM, I was woken up by the sound of taxi's hooting & people commuting to work. Man, you can't tell me that black South Africans are "lazy."

This morning feels forced, should’ve been a public holiday too.

"If you don't fit into the crowd, it means your place is on the stage."

And just like that… everybody stopped talking about the Epstein Files.

09 and 10 May - Magic Marble Family Fest in JHB 30 May - Heineken UCL Final Screening in JHB 13 and 14 June - Red Bull Symphonic - at Monte Casino 15 June - Sjava 10 Year Celebration Tour at Sun Bet Arena 06, 07, 10 Aug - Tamia live in CPT, DBN, PTA 09 August - Shekhina’s Rosefest at Casalinga 09 August - Dj Zinhle’s Zee Nation in JHB 08, 11 Aug - Maxwell live in PTA and CPT 19 Sept - Scorpion Kings Live at FNB Stadium 19 and 20 Sept - Delicious Festival at Kyalami 25 and 26 Sept - Standard Bank Joy of Jazz at Sandton Convention Center 26 and 27 Sept - Investec LMC at Ground 02, 03, 04 Oct - Rocking the Daisies in CPT and (jhb) 23 Oct - Sjava 10 Year Celebration Tour at Carnival City 🇿🇦 SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 02 November and 30 January WE PARTICIPATE IN LOCAL GOVERNMENT ELECTIONS BY 🗳️ 07 and 11 Nov - Jill Scott To Whom It May Concern Tour in PTA and CPT 06, 07, 08, 09 Nov - HCE Sun City Takeover in Sun City 12 Dec - JCole; The Fall Off Tour at FNB Stadium 16 Dec - Shimza’s Best Of Both Worlds in PTA 25 Dec - Shimza’s OMS in Tembisa 30 Apr and 01 May 2027 - Ultra SA in CPT and JHB

Let the 'M' in May stand for Manifestation, Money, Motivation, and Main Character Energy.