Keith Stone

The Christian conservative mind cannot fathom someone being simultaneously religious and not hateful

One month after starting the war in Iran, this is the statement of the President of the United States on Easter Sunday. These are the ravings of a dangerous and mentally unbalanced individual. Congress has got to act NOW. End this war.

"We can't take care of sick people or kids because we'd rather use the money on war" is a hell of a midterms pitch

These still exist. You're just not invited to them, like how you wouldn't have been back then 😭

Je suis agriculteur et la principale raison de pourquoi je met tout le temps des gants c'est que madame a pas spécialement envie de se faire trifouiller les entrailles par des paluches de troll des cavernes.

this is clearly to scare men like you away. like the frogs that are really brightly colored to warn predators not to eat them

Let me explain what just happened 👇 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutes… These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch. There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made. Someone in that room picked up a phone. And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars. American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it. This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions. This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight. You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question. Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that. The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

@asmr_sleeptalk @spotted_model Imagine thinking Elon isn’t a menace to society and that DOGE didn’t do real, irreversible harm to the lives of Americans. In the meantime, enjoy the depreciation of your “truck.”

@spotted_model It would be nice if people had this same negative energy toward pedofiles, rapists, career criminals, thieves, and other serial menaces to society. You see anybody in arms over the innocent people hurt by criminals everyday? No, because the media tells them what they should hate

I’m being real here for a minute. This is what I learned on X the last 24 hours after a post had over 6 million impressions: Those who are following me (🙏) know most of my stuff is humor or sarcasm. Life is too short to take it too seriously. That comes across in what I post. I’m thankful my friends on here put up with me. But on Friday, an account with over a million followers reposted me. And his followers were rabid. Angry. Aggressive. A day later, the attacks have been unreal. Over 10,000 pieces of hate. Bullying. I thought most of America had moved on from wanting to burn Teslas. From wanting people who drive one to die in an accident. From wishing failure and misery just for driving a car. I was naïve. I was wrong. There is a very real group - a massive amount of people who feel this way. Even muting the comments they manage to slip through. In fact, some of them will probably comment on this post. I don’t mind. I have thick skin and a sense of humor, and on the bright side, my next next payday might be a little higher. But I’m just warning you, friends. Be vigilant out there. Watch your back. It might be boiling just under the surface, but the hate is real.

It’s amazing how you can blame every Muslim person for 9/11 but get all bent out of shape when someone distrusts white people as a group for their brutal and never ending colonization of the world.

This exchange just happened on the Senate floor. Cornyn: “I don’t understand how the SAVE Act disenfranchises voters.” Durbin: “Happy to explain. Driver’s licenses don’t qualify under the bill. 50% of Americans don’t have passports.” Cornyn: “Why not just amend it?” Durbin: “When’s the last time the Senate actually amended a bill?” Silence. The SAVE Act requires passport-level documentation to register to vote. 50% of Americans don’t have a passport. The people least likely to have passports: the elderly, the poor, rural Americans, young first-time voters. The people most likely to have passports: wealthy Americans. This is not voter protection. This is voter selection. And when a senator suggested fixing it — his own colleague couldn’t name the last time the Senate amended anything. That’s the Senate in 2026.

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

She’s a dead podcaster’s wife

Half the people on this app melted down when they found out someone can buy a cookie with food stamps

One family, the right-wing Trump-aligned Ellisons, will soon control: TikTok CBS CNN HBO Discovery Channel BET Cartoon Network Comedy Central DC Studios Fandango Miramax MTV Nickelodeon Paramount PlutoTV Showtime TBS The CW TNT Warner Bros. And more This is oligarchy.

Lady, your sloppy resolution would have doxxed victim statements that had identifying info. It redacted names & NOTHING else. House empl. records can match statements to reverse ID names. Take your job seriously. Fix your messy loopholes & I’d vote YES. You know that. Not hard!

Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.

Trump and Netanyahu killed every child in this photo. Every. Single. One. Not combatants. Not militants. Schoolkids from Minab, Iran.