lance murrell

People: "You don't have kids, you can sleep in on weekends" My cat at 5 a.m.:

HAPPY @MLB OPENING WEEK!!! ⚾️

@FadeAwayMedia @solomonster

29 years ago today one of the greatest matches of all time happened Stone Cold Steve Austin Vs Brett Hart in a submission match at Wrestlemania XIII The only match currently to be inducted into the WWE Hall Of Fame. 🍺💗 (1997)

@Loudwindow Need in rivals.

Black Emma Frost - Phoenix Diamond

Bear it’s your day !!

Democrat: I think our tax dollars should go towards giving kids free lunch in schools. Republican: I think our tax dollars should go towards bombing school aged children in a brown country that we destabilized decades ago. Centrists: I cAnT tElL tHeSe tWo pArTiEs ApArt

“ you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take”…. I took the shot & that is all that matters🥀 instagram.com/reel/DWNfkwxNO…

@xx_xyathletics She didn't speak up when her coach sexually assaulted young women.

When you consider everything they did to silence Riley, you realize why so many women & girls still fear speaking up. It also deepens your respect for those that bravely do it anyway, regardless of the price. And there’s always price.

@FreemanJones3rd @ChronoKatie @JoeWhit30367397 @xx_xyathletics So she didn't finish 5th place in her speciality?

@ChronoKatie @JoeWhit30367397 @xx_xyathletics

The Audi Crooks slander is tired. Go ahead, critique her defense. Fine. When it’s basketball related, commentary can be necessary to provide insight and grow the sport. But when it goes beyond hoops & gets into body shaming, it crosses the line big time. It’s vile. Just stop it.

Best player in my baseball teams history is a 5’4” man

@semisauced @ThatAstrosGirl

i present to you pigs in a wellington

@itsbreezyweezy @ParmaJawnCheese

Do dinosaurs go to heaven

Just married 💌 Congratulations @Arike_O 💍

Toxicroak 💧🏀

@mayrachronicles Get it.

I haven’t had Whataburger in so long & I’m craving it so bad! 😭

Get you a girl that knows ball

@WK_Rodriguez @ThirdCoastTom Yordan Alvarez.

ASTROS OPENING DAY GIVEAWAY! Giving away a pair of tickets for the Astros Home Opener (Section 411)! To enter: 1. Repost this 2. Comment your prediction: Who will lead the Astros in HRs in 2026? (Yordan? Paredes? Walker? Someone else?) Winner announced TONIGHT at 7pm CDT! ⚾

@jannnelss Orange.

Color suggestions for my toes? 👀