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First day at school, Mathematics teacher "Guys we are already behind".

First in my bloodline to be this lazy

When it's 3rd April and she's still pregnant.

MENSTRUAL CYCLE AND OVULATION PERIOD. -Most ladies don’t understand this because too much complicated grammar is used to teach it, and most ladies don’t listen to their bodies either. - Pls read, start listening to your body for signs and follow the simple analysis/steps for ease of getting pregnant. -MENSTRUAL PERIOD: The time blood flows out of your private area, when you use pad. -MENSTRUAL CYCLE: Days it takes to see another blood in the month. -If you last saw your period in March 11th and it started again on April 10th, then you have 30days cycle (count from 11 March to 10 April). -NOTE: It is erroneous to believe its 28days cycle, different women have different cycles ranging from 21-35 days. -OVULATION PERIOD: This is time to get pregnant without stress. This is 2 weeks after your period. -Here's a simple way to calculate your ovulation (unsafe) period. -From the first day you see the blood of your period. -Pick up a calendar and count 14 days including the first day of the blood stain. -Mark the 14th day with a pen. -Mark 3 days before the 14th day, and mark 2 days after the 14th day. -You will notice you have 6 days marked. -These 6 days are your ovulation/fertile days also known as unsafe period. -That is if you have sex on any of these days, then you have 98% chances of being pregnant. -Do this every month diligently. -EVERY OTHER DAY IS YOUR SAFE PERIOD. For example: -If your period is 11th April, -14 days after the first day of the blood stain will be on 24h of this April (2weeks after) counting from 11th. -14th day is on the 24th April. -3days before the 14th day is 21, 22, 23. -2days after 24th April is 25 and 26. - 21-26th April (6days) is when you are ovulating. It is your fertile window and period. -Don't forget that the 6 days is a reminder that sperm stays in the female body for about 6 days. -Any sexual contact in between ovulation period will form something that has ears, eyes, etc. -If you want a baby girl, have sex between 3 days before ovulation (21- 23rd). -For a baby boy on the main ovulation day and 3 days after 24th. MAJOR SIGNS THAT YOUR OVULATION HAS BEGAN... -You don't need a doctor, just relax. After 2 weeks you may feel the following: 1. Headache. 2. High body temperature. 3. Dizziness (feeling of tiredness and sleepiness). 4. Breast tenderness/ size increases just like when you are menstruating. 5. Increased sex drive. 6. Light cramps or pain on one side of the pelvis. 7. Abdominal bloating. 8. Heightened sense of smell, taste or vision (you eat more). 9. Vagina mucus becomes slippery. 10. If you notice, put it in between fingers, it stretches like thick catarrh or snail mucus colorless like egg white.

When you've already started eating and somebody says, "Let's Pray."

Me going home on Monday after disappearing the whole Easter Weekend🤣😭🕊

me in the corner of the pool because i can’t swim

I really don't know why it is so hard for a person to make an immediate payment

Guys don't go home, you won't have petrol to comeback.

Can't believe I was just stopped for speeding on the N1 just before Polokwane. Now the traffic officer took my phone and licence, he said I should come back and get it on Tuesday. I'm probably just going to have to be offline all weekend💔💔💔

Have you noticed since petrol started being expensive it stopped smelling nice?

South African women this needs to stop 😭😭😭

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So this week ends on Thursday and next week starts on Tuesday... ​​Thanks JUDAS

April fools is canceled this year, there's no joke bigger than these salaries

Unsaved Number:I miss you Me:

Real friends dont leave you behind 🤧😭😭

Your guest pastor this coming weekend acting dangerous😂😂😭

Our only hope 😆🤕 Pep

Advantages of staying near your workplace.