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THEY HATE ME FOR MY BIG FAT VOLUPTUOUS PERSONALITY

@JessicaHuseman when I was 6 and had an ant farm, my dad harvested them from a giant ant hill in the woods behind our house

Folks, I bought a five-year-old girl an ant farm, and it did not come with ants (shut up, this is obvious in hindsight). At what kind of store — let's assume I do not want live ants mailed to me — does one buy ants for an ant farm?

the men’s at the dive has a literal trough to piss in but there is also a dog here

@nathalyf5900 @loverlangdon wow, really? I meant the 1 state that doesn’t have chili’s in it that OP went on to mention

@ledytoss @loverlangdon oregon is not on the east coast

@okasanju can somebody point me to all these fat hairy trans men that pass so well please…..

what…? 😭😬

@mettaworldhues @MostControPod drinking pee through a dental dam

@MostControPod dental dam

I do not care if people think I'm crazy as long as they also think I'm hot

amazing tree in my area

You don’t need to post something like “paloma summer.” That’s completely obvious. It’s a paloma

(works a morning job, never went to college, and is past “partying age”): Man nobody throws PARTIES anymore

[about to cum]: forget everything you think you know

@btwnrevolutions she would’ve become less homophobic that’s for sure!

God if SE Hinton had tried some testosterone

@force0frabbit yeah you don’t go to the ohio beach for its beauty. you go because you happen to be in ohio and you’re like Lol 😂 Let’s hit the ohio beach

@ledytoss best great lakes beaches are in michigan but they're all so beautiful. i also quite liked the toledo area as a kid/teen 😭

you can go to the beach there which is hilarious to do in ohio

algorithm so awesome. just realized I rted two posts from the same person whom I don’t follow a day apart

@BARACKOSWAGMA hell this reply is funnier than the original post

@isaacturnersong no one's told him yet 🤣🤣🤣

@isaacturnersong it really does feel like it’s gotten out of hand

I want a future where we dont need accounts or passwords at all. Dont care how it happens

sometimes I feel so young but at least I wasn’t in high school during covid

i feel like this

I dont think horses were created for us to ride!

My response to trans guys who think they're too short is actually the exact same as my response to cis guys who think they're too short: you're just gonna have to get over it big dawg