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they prescribed me dog vyvanse

if i ever die i will proudly take my seat at god's table as the girl who smells good and is sort of funny sometimes and most of the angels will have a crush on me and some of them will be kind of weird about it but like that's whatever we're dead we've got bigger fish to fry

@lelechopper Why did they do that

they prescribed me dog vyvanse

@goodapoll0iv being for dogs :)

@lelechopper what makes it different from human vyvanse tho

@goodapoll0iv well, you see, it is for dogs. i hope that clears things up 🙂‍↕️👍

@lelechopper whats different about it though

Music theory is gay and riffs are gay. Lyrics and singing are gay

@goodapoll0iv yeah cause it's for dogs

@lelechopper is dog vyvanse different from human vyvanse?

@shields__up glad you're up to speed 🫡

@lelechopper Ohhh got it, the dog Vyvanse. Sure I’m with you

@shields__up they prescribed me dog vyvanse. the vyvanse that is for dogs. the vyvanse given to dogs.

@lelechopper Wait they what

@PokemonFanChris you're laughing. they prescribed me the vyvanse that's for dogs and you're laughing.

@lelechopper Im sorry this post made me laugh audibly

the only thing that can fix me is going to a diner and drinking 6 cups of the worst black coffee in the world

i will become the first person to win a staring contest with the walls

@shoegazerjessie i have dedicated my heart and soul to slime time

The most valuable thing ive learned from transitioning is that after you shower you need to rub lotion on your entire body every square inch must be moisturized

i have this feeling like i'm being watched

@endgolf thank youuuu i will absolutely let you know 🩵

@lelechopper yes you do!! let me know if you need help moving when you do<3 and like damn a stove from at least this century would be great like??

another water billing cycle, another My Water Has Been Shut Off Because My Landlord Did Not Pay The Bill 💥☺️🔫

@endgolf it's actually so insane. the stove has also been (permanently) broken for coming up on 7 weeks now. notices in the mail about the gas being unpaid too. i need to get tf out of here so badly lmao

@lelechopper girl!!! How is this STILL going on???? I literally have offered to set up autopay for her so many times!!!!! I’m so sorry :(

Date Idea: We are pursued by a pack of persistence hunters, and trapped in a box canyon. A group of their peers stands on the cliff above us, dropping rocks on our heads, killing us outright or weakening us enough to let the first group move in to finish us off with spears 🥰💕

@kevinleeus @LChicaDelAzucar @SkyeOfShadow begone ai pfp blue check 👎

@LChicaDelAzucar @SkyeOfShadow @lelechopper honestly for solo classical guitar that tracks, the feel carries the piece. I mostly reach for the metronome when a tricky passage starts drifting, not for the whole practice.

in the year 2026, it is illegal to post riffs