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@andyb861 @SkyBetChamp @EFL @SkyBet @IpswichTown @MillwallFC @Boro Is that why you're in the bottom bit?

@SkyBetChamp @EFL @SkyBet @IpswichTown @MillwallFC @Boro We would be promoted last season 😅 how shit is this league.

It all comes down to the final day... Who do you fancy to take second spot? 👀 #EFL | #SkyBetChampionship

@tommywalkertv @SkyBetChamp @SkyBet @IpswichTown @MillwallFC @Boro Why exactly?

@SkyBetChamp @SkyBet @IpswichTown @MillwallFC @Boro Ipswich would be nailed on. It would be a travesty for football if Millwall got promoted

Why are these people called ‘honourable members’ they have no idea what being honourable means. Instead of jeering at each other I think for the sake of the country you should put your differences aside and think of the future for our children and grandchildren. You may be in privileged positions now but sooner or later you’ll be affected by the same things we are.

@KatieSpencer81 You never were

I was going to lend my vote to reform in the locals. After Nigel’s no show yesterday… not a chance! If he couldn’t be bothered to vote yesterday, I won’t be voting for reform.

@louie_french Grow up you twat. As bad as Labour

Timely reminder that Farage has missed key votes on winter fuel, stopping tool theft, protecting veterans and many more key issues he claims to champion. If there is a 7pm vote, Nigel has normally knocked off.

@jan_murray Normal men (most of us) wouldn't behave like that and neither would we want blokes in frocks claiming to be female going into the ladies bogs. So put it on the freaks and minority piss heads rather than tarring all of us

A very inebriated man just sat down next to me at the train station and said: “Alright, gorgeous.” I didn’t like the look of him, so I got up and moved. “Couldn’t get away quick enough, could you love?” he shouted after me, laughing. Then he stood up. For a moment I thought he was going to follow me. He didn’t - but as he staggered off in the other direction, he hollered across the station: “She needs to be f**ked up the arse, that one.” This is the reality women are navigating - every day, often without saying a word about it. And yet we’re told that if a man puts on a dress and calls himself Susan, any discomfort we feel about sharing intimate spaces makes us the problem.

@EliAfriatISR Golda

I will follow back anyone who recognizes her. 💙

@davidicke Still as bonkers as ever Icke boy

It was most blatantly staged. Trump refused to attend the White House Correspondents' Dinner before this in either term - not least because presidents tend to get 'roasted' on these occasions and his ego couldn't take that. Now suddenly with so much to mock about his presidency he agrees to attend so long as he does the 'roast' instead. Then near the start gunshots are heard from beyond the actual room and he's whisked away (after JD Vance) to then use the 'incident' to justify his ludicrous White House 'ballroom' in the face of gathering pushback. They now count this as 'three' assassination attempts. (1) When he was shot by a high-powered rifle that did no damage whatsoever to an ear that he claimed was hit and 'blood' emerged from. (2) a 'delusional' bloke on a golf course found while Trump was nowhere near him who at no point had a 'clear line of sight on Trump' and did not fire his gun. (3) This staged farce. We have the most corrupt and lying president in American history overseeing the most corrupt regime and thank goodness more people than ever are putting the 2 and 2 together and making 4, not 5,380. It is not impossible that they want Trump gone in some way before the end of his term, but this was the most blatant vaudeville.

@the_17thletter4 If only

🚨🇯🇵BREAKING JAPAN'S NEW ANTI-ISLAM LAWS SEND SHOCKWAVES Halal - BANNED✅ Mosques - BANNED✅ Call to prayer - BANNED✅ Burka - BANNED✅ This is basically saying Islam is not welcome here Should we copy Japan? A. Yes B. No

@Geniustechw Yes

Police officer kicks a man in the face and stomps on his head after he broke a female officer's nose, according to police. Was this justified?

@NickBeddows1 @TallyCat8 @YouGov That's a good one loooooooopol

@TallyCat8 @YouGov I have never seen such a concerted attack on a PM from the media in my life. He's doing a good job in tricky times. A decade of Tory chaos has created a press hungry for political theatre instead of reporting the facts

Would a potential Labour successor do a better job than Keir Starmer? % of Britons saying each potential alternative would be better: Andy Burnham: 34% Angela Rayner: 15% Ed Miliband: 13% Wes Streeting: 13% Yvette Cooper: 9% Shabana Mahmood: 9% David Lammy: 3% Link in replies

@lukejcr Grow up you childish twat. Reform seem to have you shitting your pants on a daily basis

Well, well, well. Is anyone shocked?

@FurkanGozukara Lol

Absolute bombshell. Retired US Army Lieutenant Colonel Tony Aguilar completely destroys Trump administration. He confirms the hotel shooting was a staged high school play designed to distract the public from Trump's collapsing poll numbers and disastrous foreign policy failures.

@LambRonny10486 Do you lot ever stop moaning? Very scouse like

Chelsea & Man City FA Cup Final. No other English clubs have systematically ignored, bent or broken the rules like both have done. In terms of trophies won, no other English clubs have been as successful over the past 15 years. The moral of the story - is that there is none.

@CaitlinERitas Hahahahahahahaha what a hilariously insane post

All of us Leftists wish for these assassination attempts to be real because Trump is a fascist dictator who is literally Hitler 2.0. However, the "assassination" attempt last night was completely staged because it wasn't successful. The only reason that they staged it was in order to boost Trump's approval ratings even though he doesn't need that to happen since he can't run for president again. Yes, the shooter donated to Kamala's campaign in 2024, used pronouns, was a Leftist, and had a manifesto against Trump and the Tump administration which he sent to his family. However, the Trump administration must have already worked on staging it starting back in 2024 when Biden was president and the shooter donated to Kamala. They somehow convinced him to try to carry out an assassination, fail at it, and face life in prison. It was staged, but Trump also brought this onto himself by not sharing our views, supporting fascism, and being an authoritarian dictator who doesn't allow people like me to say things against him. While we wish it had been successful, Trump staged it to try blaming the Democrats and claiming that us Leftists are violent. We live in a crazy world.

@theSNP Bonkers old twat

“It’s not just about being independent it’s about where we go from the state of independence.” 🎯 from Brian Cox.

@lukey_stanger @BHAFC @sussex_police Bore off you conteptible grass

Could anyone identify this @BHAFC travelling on a Brighton to Worthing train this evening? He repeatedly racially abused a 29 year old woman, calling her a Somali pirate and ugly bitch? She was left very distressed and shaken up. Cheers. @sussex_police.👇

@thatdayin1992 Seek urgent psychiatric help

The craziest thing about Trump faking his assassination again is that Trump raped a 13 year old girl.

@markofagenius You look like you're jammed in a fog of your own BO. Try soap you bigoted Steptoealikeold tramp

I haven’t seen any praise for existing Reform councils coming from their constituents. Strange that!

@jonburkeUK Burke by name Berk by nature

If every council in the U.K had introduced the Low Traffic Neighbourhoods, School Streets, cycle lanes, and 24-hour bus lanes I delivered in 2020 when Cabinet Member for Transport in Hackney, we wouldn’t need to worry about yet another ‘petrol crisis’…👇