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Me: "Can I have a jager bomb please?" Barman: "its 3 for a fiver"

I'm hosting another competition, this time for a chance to win £300 cash. I'd you're wanting to get involved follow the link below. Good luck guys, retweets would be appreciated 💙 raffall.com/405246/enter-r…

Ethan Horvarth is Sunday league standard. I'd keep him out the team. He's fucking shite.

I'm hosting 2 competitions for a chance to win a signed Barry Bannan and a Billy Sharp montage. Both cracking collectors items and both £1 to enter. Message me to get involved. #swfc #sufc

@Champchatpod24 Elland Road looks a bit odd there 🤔 😂

𝙊𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙞𝙣 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣8️⃣! 🗓️ Seven years ago today, Adam Reach scored THAT goal for Sheffield Wednesday in a 1-1 draw with Leeds United at Elland Road! 🤩 "𝙀𝙓𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙊𝙍𝘿𝙄𝙉𝘼𝙍𝙔!" 🤯 #SWFC

I can feel myself losing brain cells going into B&M

@MarkNadin1 @Wednesdayites__ No debate.

@Wednesdayites__ 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

Which player made you fall in love with the club? 🤔 #swfc

@HallamFC1860 @Blyth_TownFC @NorthernPremLge I can't see her tear arsing it down the wing put it that way. Cheers 💙

@liamjackson24 @Blyth_TownFC @NorthernPremLge As long they’re kept on a lead they most certainly are! 🐕

𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲 🏡 The Countrymen are in home action once again this afternoon as we take on @Blyth_TownFC in our latest @NorthernPremLge fixture. 🕒 3pm KO 🎟️ £9 Adults 🎫 £6 Concessions 🧒 £2 Under 12s with paying adult We look forward to seeing you! #HallamFC

If you can get over the fact that it's between £8 and £11 for a pint, Oslo is oreyt

Ah can't speyk!

@MattJohno1989 Oh god no 😂😂😂 it's all paper nonsense!!! We don't have to sell!

@liamjackson24 Up there with that Newcastle fan who rang in to talksport for me

OHHHHHHH GENERATIONAL HEADLOSS HERE #swfc

If you use a music festival to get your political views across you're a massive melt

I'm 28 years old and I've just had someone try and tell on me to my dad 😂😂😂

Work is making me want to go into do not disturb mode 😴

@RangersFC @RangersTV Gutted to see him go, Great player. Hope he does the job for you lot 💙

🎙️ Djeidi Gassama speaks to @RangersTV after signing a long-term deal from Sheffield Wednesday. 📲 rng.rs/44OSyy6

Comment of the day "Is that a country in England?" Fucking yanks 🤦‍♂️

@jamie_ward84 @SamJB04

Red Bull: “Max, can you let George through please?” Max Verstappen:

@PoppaJacksCS @SkySportsNews Meant villa red card yesterday

@liamjackson24 @SkySportsNews What do you mean? The ball is in and wasn’t given, had it been Aston Villa would have been relegated in 2019/20

BREAKING: Aston Villa intend to make an official complaint to the Premier League. They will complain that a more experienced referee was not selected to officiate such a big game after missing out on Champions League football.

@PoppaJacksCS @SkySportsNews Isn't this the right decision anyway?

@SkySportsNews Karma