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@emmamurabito I just made one yesterday. I felt like I didn't make enough dressing for it. But its really good. Pasta salads and bean salads have been my jam recently.

guess who’s getting better at making pasta salad :D

@ppprettybaby I can't even fix myself, no way I'm fixing you.

hearing a man tell me i have so much potential and that he can help "fix" me is so unbelievably hilarious LMFAOOOOOO sure, buddy 😭

@solitaryasmr You're very pretty, not picking up a boyish vibe. Don't even pay attention to these thoughts. You don't have to be like the famous Instagram model, that's not a realistic life. You have great attributes, you seem fun and quirky too. Just do your thing and be the beautiful you

Vulnerable post. I feel like I’m not a girl sometimes. I look at other women online and they can do their makeup everyday and wear cute clothes 24/7 and I’m just me. Boring and boyish. My cutesy makeup posts are so rare irl. I just do makeup to post pics. Like a mask?

@itaxhis 1. Suga 2. Mambo number 5 3. 1940s great depression.

you think you know me? whos my bts bias? what’s my fav song? and what era do i always cry over?

@melanchol_lee Wanna see my dog?

stop sending me dick pics to get my attention send me pics of your pets :( I may forget your name but I will remember theirs

@purrnil I actually had a moment to lock in and built a engine that runs off water. But then Twitter came back up and I threw it away.

it wouldn’t let me tweet for 30 minutes and i almost died

@PumpThatShit666 Wtf is happening here.

Oh man, I've got such a massive crush on Riley! She's the blonde Florida hottie who's fooling around with her friend Kelly. There're no fucks given by these teen girls; they're absolutely wasted on cheap booze, and Riley keeps sucking completely shitfaced on her American Spirit. She's the kind of girl I was desperate to hang with back when I was in high school; super cool, incredibly hot, constantly getting into trouble, and already a massive smoking addict. Kelly mentions how the viewers complement Riley on her natural nose exhales and just on cue, Riley pushes a massive plume of smoke through her nostrils. Oh yeah, Riley simply can't hold back when she's hammered shitless. She's already turned into the perfect smoking machine. And Riley's the right kind of hot teen drunk, full of energy from all the alcohol and nicotine she soaked up. After messing around with a mannequin, she hands her ciggie to Kelly so she can have her relief too. Yeah, Riley isn't selfish; she let's everyone who's needy relieve their cravings. Riley's quite simply the ultimate teen girlfriend material, the perfect party girl to spend a great night out with. #smokingblonde #smoking #smokingfetish #sexysmoker #sexysmoking #cigarette #girlsmoke #smokingwoman #smokinggirl #smokingbabe #smokingbeauty #cig #chainsmoker #heavysmoker #girlswhosmokecigarette #chainsmoking #girlswhosmoke #smokingmodel #smokinghot #smoker #smokergirl #cigarette #addicted #smokingaddiction #partygirl #partysmoker #drunksmoking #wasterdgirl #shitfaced #hammered #deepinhale #exhale #noseexhale #americanspirit #teensmoking #teensmoker #smokingteen #coolgirl #hotgirl #sexygirl #amercangirl #floridagirl #americansmoker

@purrnil Sophie is a whore

i got 8 sophie’s on my dick right now

@h0rnyfr3akyfucc Do some glute bridges

i was just scrolling on twt while sitting on the toilet, and my whole right buttcheek fell asleep… the whole right bottom half of my body went numb… SEND HELP LOL

@mikageekin How did it ruin your relationship with him? Is he like really gross all the time?

my little brother is addicted to porn and it has ruined our rls so i dont talk to him anymore but occasionally i buy him food and place it in his room for him. this bitch is so ungrateful he cant even message thank you but he'll eat everyth i buy him, im not buying him anyth anym

@0verkilldoll The way your toes moved in excitement

Not sharp but still fun ig, lolz #shtwt

@Ihateekai You never accept terrorist demands

IM GETTING FUCKING BLACKMAILED

@lovelyy_bemi Anyone using Ai is lame.

@d1smembereddoll Very pretty

face reveal even thouvh im pretty sure everyone here has seen my face multiple times in the past like 3 days

@str4wberryb1unt What is this lore. I'm invested now.

debated posting since it happened 😭😭

@stillenanan The straight hair really brings attention to your face. And that makes it look so much better. Letting your fave shine.

and i KNOW maybe curly one is too long but it's literally the best haircut i can pull to avoid wanting to kms every time i look at the mirror!!!

honestly....im starting to hate my curls.........

@RichOToole Thats thick

This thing is wild 🔥

@nonexsistnt Blonde

i wanna dye my hair, right now its dark brown. any suggestions?

@stillenanan The straight hair is dramatically better, not that you look bad with curls or anything.

@str4wberryb1unt That is a cute bong.

my face ruins everything but my outfit for 4/20 + my cute bong