bean detector

You ever piss in a bitch apartment and the toilet water blue? #whatisthat

@JetfanChris24 hell yeah I’ll take it

Close enough

@rxsetta_stxned THEY KNOW WE LET THAT STICK TALK

@rxsetta_stxned shouts out to my boy haunter. gengar gets too much love fr

Little Caesars tastes so good when you realize that the nazi cartoonist Stonetoss is Hans Kristian Graebner of Spring, Texas.

@IHEAARTHOTDADS @HeartAttackMane Who up graduating from their gallows

who up

Remember when the Titans picked Jake Locker over JJ Watt cause we “needed a quarterback”….

Heart Attack Man is back

All that i have consumed today is a few edibles & 2 vodka red bulls. I’d say we’re back.

call me a girl the way i’m a g irl.

Just played a riveting game of ticket to ride where someone ended the game with -28 points. Just didn’t even bother getting out of the locker room.

@hutchinson @AvaGG He got more hate in his heart for people out there he’s never interacted with than his own boy who knowingly preyed on a minor

I keep a little pillow under my dirt for the pillow man

@_schyhigh slanging hog and laying log, by god

masturbatin and shittin

god grant me the serenity to do it to em and the courage to accept that i had to

Eating McDonalds in my underwear, call that a Good Friday.

@_schyhigh Wow you’re so fast to mock me

these pockets don’t have pants

ursher ursher

Santa to Rudolph on a foggy Christmas Eve