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@heismikel1 Wtf guy

Me: “cums in the ocean” 20 years later in front of my door

@Ovoh_of_Lagos Sharp!!

Mama I made it😂😂😂

@ldavid2kl Na wa oo

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@meetsegun There oo

you forgot this 😂

@Just_Habeeb001 You don too suffer guy

Skill issues lol. Before you warm am today, get a container filled with little water, pour the beans inside, rinse am again like you just wan cook am. Pour am back inside the pot, put half cup of red oil, half maggi, sprinkle salt if needed, rewarm on low heat. This way you can enjoy it for another 3 days or more.

@IyelolaIge Money like this!!

I went to play football this morning. Got to our usual spot and met a brand new gate and fresh fences. Locked. I asked people around what happened. They said the man who owns the building beside the land bought it. Not to build anything. Just to stop our noise. Also because some of the guys play in boxers and he doesn't want his daughters seeing them. I stood there. "You mean this man bought land worth 100 million plus… because of disturbance?" They said he has nothing to do with it, according to him. He just bought it to shut us down. I picked up my boot quietly. And started walking home. Whoever you are, Na money you get. You no be God.

@fimlex2 @john322226 You collect abi you no collect 50k

@john322226 Are you madddd???? We literally had a work before this stop trying to act liking you’re helping my łife, and next thing boom you asked for my aza? Should I say no to a free offer???? Because you de post every evidence mean say na only you de make money?????

Publicly Disrespecting what your boss is earning while you beg for gig from him privately is funny You no dey make money here from your mumu agenda and the last time I gave you a job you failed woefully that I preferred to dash you money instead of adding you to the gig 😂😂😂

@drealbigvirg Eating outside has always being a No for me

After my MB last year, I didn’t go home. Two months later, I decided to spend two weeks in Lagos and I stayed at my guy’s place. There was this aboki next door that made bread and egg every morning. One day by 6:45am, I saw him standing there, one hand on his waist, using the other hand to scratch his national grid like a recharge carf By 6:50 am, that same hand was already beating eggs for an unsuspecting customer. Imagine asking for only salt and pepper in your fried egg but end up getting fried eggs with spices like a drop of sperm, dried urine and one or two strands pubic hair I wasn’t surprised when I heard someone purged for two days after eating his bread and egg I have not eaten Bread and egg outside since then

@Ovoh_of_Lagos This man!

Who else noticed that all her poses are different sex styles??

@previoslyfolaa Una dey enjoy ohh

Yeah… I’m just a ‘friend’ 💀

@ogebuleN Be like say you dey mad

͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏Your account has been suspended ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ You’ve been logged out of X ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ oya follow me i'll follow back...no vex🥹 ͏ ͏

@BobMfonmma Hope she's not a minor

THE AUDACITY GEN-Z HAVE, IT HAS TO BE STUDIED! I once took an SS2 girl on extra classes post lockdown. We majored on basic science subjects; Physics, Biology and Chemistry. At the time I was financially down and I was bent on making ends meet with what I could do at the time as my sports journey was still in his early stages. We’d meet at their house and I was so invested in teaching her what I know. I kept boundaries till I finished my program with her. Today she called over a video call, she’s all grown now and beautiful. You know how this gen-Z girls look. We spoke. The confidence she was oozing was giving off “my peer” kind of vibe. We sha flowed.

You go dey play hard to get, after we don knack now you get mind gimme ghonnoreah 🤦

@hintrovertt ALOT of starks out there man

Tony stark had a successful mission in our area overnight

@Prestigious_Gt They way they tweet you go know say women no fit talk something sensible like this

He get 6 female accounts on this app wey I feel like na man dy behind them. I strongly believe they are catfish accounts. Even if I'm wrong, at least 3 of them will be true .

@Theoladeledada @premium @X You can do this for 3 months while still on bare minimum

Yes, X is a full time job, don’t let anyone deceive you. You can make 10 million Naira a year from twitter. This is how. 1. Subscribe for @premium 2. Pray when you wake up for post to go viral 3. Login to @X 4. Post 20 tweets in the morning before 12 noon 5. Rest till 1 PM, in between that order food 6. Come back to tweet 30 posts before 4 PM 7. Rest till 6 PM and order dinner in between too 8. post another 50 tweets before 12 PM 9. Pray that your tweets gets to Twitter US timeline before you wake up 10. Sleep and dream like a baby 
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@adumetaj123 I follow back immediately

Let's connect to only active followers both verified and unverified followers.

@Smaris Gm smaris

GM Everyone It costs $0 to say it back!

@VillBella Amen to that 🙏

We will go out safely and return home safely Amen 🤲🏼 ❤️

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